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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 17:48:30 )
We\'ll carry on


We need a pocket Dommy

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 17:50:48 )


Yesh! I very much agree with this.

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 17:51:21 )
heheh I'd say 'esa chica vive en florida pero no habla español, perdona por favor' and the lady would just shake her head
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 17:51:55 )

How about this review

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 17:54:08 )


@mdom: I assume this is like 'She lives in Florida but can't speak Spanish'. In her defense though, she lives in North Florida where you don't need Spanish.

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 17:57:05 )
I don't know much about us geography (like why 50 states!!!) but I remember reading in Dexter books (that are set in Miami) that Deb took French in high school and Dexter always wondered if she was the only person who didn't choose Spanish. Main reason I know |D
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 17:59:55 )
We\'ll carry on


Poor chica from Florida

Anyone want to hear my Spanish?

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 18:00:00 )


Florida is kind of divided up into two parts. North Florida is your stereotypical red neck/hillbilly type of folks. In my area there's a lot of folks from Native American and/or German decent here. Once you hit right around all the theme parks and further south that's when we make the joke that South Florida is basically North Cuba. However even when I was taking Spanish I had a rough time speaking, I read and wrote it fine. Just had a really hard time getting around my accent. Which is well red neck honestly.

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 18:00:57 )

Bugs Bunny also always want's to cut Florida.
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 18:02:22 )
Sure, Tuijp, go ahead!!


Do you meet aligators every day tho
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 18:02:57 )


Florida is a shit hole to be perfectly honest. For different reasons depending on where you live in it. So many people are like 'omg Florida's weather is so nice, and sunny, and it's just a really pretty place'...No. No it is not.

I used to. We used to live on swamp land and we had a gator living right behind our house.

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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 18:04:11 )
We\'ll carry on


For when you ever get kids: tu madre es loca

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 18:05:10 )


I'm never going to have kids lol. If I had the means to do it, I'd do what Pixel (from Solia) did and become sterile.

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 18:05:54 )


Though I might actually already be sterile.

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 18:06:25 )

I am never going to have kids either.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 18:07:13 )
We\'ll carry on


It was more for Dommy

They removed everything for me for free. No kids for me.

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 18:07:28 )


Here's some tmi for y'all, Ama hasn't had a period since February. And I have not had any of Tuijp's surgeries, which they would fight me tooth and nail against here. Yay Christians!

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 18:07:47 )
I also don't want kids and mi madre ya es loca


AMA IS PREGNANT???
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 18:08:16 )


@mdom: Nope.

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/5 18:09:19 )
phew you scared me there

pcos?
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