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Donator — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/19 21:05:51 )
Millet, spilling the tea:


The following is in good humor and not meant to be taken seriously.
This will be removed if requested by Okios but I think his humor is like mine.
Like wise, I enjoy good humored roasts,
so feel free to throw shade back at me dear @Okios: my boy….




Oh, ho, ho. You wanna full blown roast from Millet?
Boy IDK what you smoking but you gonna regret it.

Let’s boil this down real, like a gourmet lobstah’.
Think you’re so cool kinda like a voltra mobstah’?

Got the mods chasing ya red hot buttery tail
While I eat a bucket of em, the whole damn pail.

You say ‘laughing-my-ass-off’ like it’s your main vocabulary.
I don’t understand how you could survive this world of binary.

Time to remind you of your place on the chain.
Crustacean scores low, you’re off your game.

Looks like someone has a death wish.
Specifically from Millet, the real bish.

You think it’s cute getting snappy with that big ol’ claw?
Sadly for you, Millet gonna lay down the law.

Your gifs are weak at best.
I prefer my seafood with more zest.

Hurry, someone give him back his silly rubber bands.
He gonna need every bit of protection from deez hands.

So you wanna get roasted by a writer.
OK, here it comes, my rhymes of fire.

This is a PG13 site, but this game is for the big boys.
Your edginess is lacking, why not practice first on toys?

Sucks to have to decimate this low quality bridge.
Don’t worry your first place painting will remain on my fridge.

Ding ding ding, dinners ready oh fresh cracked Okios~
Sent to extinction right along with the do-do's.

(If only we had polls so that if Okios responds with a diss we can be like:
"WHO WON
WHOSE NEXT
YOU DECIDEEEE.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VOLTRAAAA" )



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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/20 06:35:23 )
W A S T E D
christmas came early!!!!
(jglsfkjs;gjk i'm not rly in the mood 2 roast back but a lannister always pays his debts
i can also take this down if my shade is 2 strong 1ma0)


u want me in these rubber bands
bc ur afraid of my snap👏back👏
but ok millet, i'll don this handicap for ur hands
observe, even restrained, my claws'll still go clickitty-clack

a small thanks for bringing this outside the teal box limit
i will now proceed to show the world how to fillet a millet

your new font is basic like ur couplet rhymes
why u using Impact like an outdated meme?
ur age is showing, u need to get w/ the times
if ur aiming to boost ur internet self esteem

that is, if there is any left after i'm thru with this verse hahaaa LEGGO
(rrraagh) that growl u always hear in rap XD
too far up in voltra's haze thinkin u got clout
like bish wat is u talkin bout
u say my edginess is lackin n this game is for the big boys
i look around and ask why are safety scissors ur only toys
the only thing that cuts is losing anon
he's the reason u gained some fame
and the only time i finally paid attention to ur name
a lowly critter of the sea but i sting like a bee
ur bridge and fridge mean nothing to me
idk what else to say xcept ur
flow weak, roast weak
okios finna take a leak then go to sleep
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Donator — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/20 13:32:56 )
Millet, spilling the tea:


Bahaha. thats pretty good!

Font is called fantasy tho.
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Voltie — He/Him Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/20 18:12:58 )
My wish is your command~


*peeks in* Sorry to intrude but it appears that "Fantasy" looks like Impact on laptop, but Papyrus on iPad... Just thought you'd like to know. I find it quite amusing XD
Though on my phone it just looks like some nice italic font but eeeeehhhhh

Kay imma stop intruding now lmao





For a price, at least~
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"I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing."

Ping me for a response.

"Someday, somewhere, somehow..."

Donator — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/21 18:29:02 )
Millet, spilling the tea:


Fantasy and Papyrus do look quite similar but Fantasy actually has thinner curves than Papy I think!
(I know, I know. Semantics.)
But I didn't know different devices showed font differently. :O
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Voltie — sewer rat Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/09/21 19:20:56 )
maybe that's why it's called fantasy lol
witchcraft-frollo.gif
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