I was sitting at my desk when I heard this odd squeaking sound.
Think- squeaky wheel or that noise when you let air out of a balloon, but you hold the top in a really thin line.
I'm looking around, trying to locate the source, when another person locks eyes with me.
The noise is still continuing and this person is staring straight into my soul.
At this point it is slowly dawning on me that this is a fart.
He is still staring straight at me and it ends in an even higher note than before.
I don't know what to do and it's so awkward, so I just pretend it never happened.
But
It
Did.
It happened.
A person let out the longest, squeakiest fart I've ever heard all while staring me dead in the face.
Also,
When I was a kid, I couldn't say dirty words like FART. Good girls say "toot."
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Anyway, Post your stories about farts here.
If you smelt it, you dealt it.