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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 21:56:27 )

Don't leave stay here.

Why was the stadium so cold?
Because there were a lot of fans.

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Donator — ♥? Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 21:57:15 )


2 of my cats are sleeping, the other is longingly staring out the window

Your jokes are killing me





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Donator — Your Queen Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 21:57:49 )
I love these jokes, keep going.
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I sell art.
I'm buying art.


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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 21:57:54 )

Almost bedtime for me. But don't want to leave yet.

Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.

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Donator — ♥? Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 21:58:50 )


Do like 10 more posts~

That means 10 more jokes





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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 21:59:28 )

I got way more jokes up my sleeves XD Maybe I will get on my tablet when I go to bed.

What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday the rest are week days.

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Donator — ♥? Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 22:00:15 )


DO IT





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Donator — ♥? Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 22:01:02 )


LOL I GOT THAT 1 I INITALLY WANTED
too bad it’s NOTHING





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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 22:01:21 )

The RNG hates you and loves you!
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Donator — ♥? Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 22:01:34 )


OH SHHhh
@millet: I won~





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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 22:01:56 )

I have a lot of good jokes about unemployed people...
But none of them work.

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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 22:02:06 )

@millet: I won!
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Donator — ♥? Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 22:02:27 )


Omg we did ittttt





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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 22:02:53 )

There should be one more Static Set left. And that Chemically Powered.
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Donator — ♥? Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 22:03:39 )


Oh true!
I got over excited





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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 22:04:14 )

Guess the RNG liked that lame joke XD

What kind of music is a balloon scared of?
Pop music.

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Donator — ♥? Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 22:05:09 )


The rng is like yusss gimme more





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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 22:05:23 )

Why can't a bike stand up on it's own?
Because it's two tired.

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Donator — ♥? Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 22:06:25 )


Oi where do you get these LOL
Are you just like a joke machine





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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/06/13 22:06:59 )

Why can't you trust trees?
Because they are shady.

My source is https://lamejokes.org/ XD

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