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Donator — Baby Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 17:40:44 )
πŸ•πŸ•Back again with lovely local news from my area. xD So this guy assaulted someone with bagel bites that he was stealing I guess? Lmao. πŸ•πŸ•

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πŸ•πŸ•"The manager said Bridenolph berated a cashier before stealing the pizza-flavored Bagel Bites and pushing the manager out of his way to escape the store.
The manager said he followed Bridenolph out of the store, where he hit him in the head with the box, according to the report."πŸ•πŸ•

πŸ•πŸ•Moral of the story is, bagel bites will only help so much before your drunk ass gets arrested. >_> πŸ•πŸ•
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Donator — She/They Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 17:42:15 )
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man stealing bagel bites????? What in the world goes on in your town dude o_o

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Donator — She/her Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 17:43:01 )


Well that is certainly a unique way of doing that

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Donator — Baby Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 17:48:39 )
@Howonk: yeah and dollar tree is where everything costs like 1-3 dollars xD He was overcome by the need for bagel bites, he became violent. What's goin on? That's what I'd like to know as well. >n>

@Totalanimefan: yeah he also slapped someone >_> oof I feel bad for them and the poor manager of that store. Lol ;o;
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Donator — She/her Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 17:50:00 )


@Laufeia: yeah true. But now he has a funny weird story that he can share for the rest of his life.

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Donator — She/They Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 17:52:04 )
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@Laufeia: I adore dollar tree but man dude you didnt have to shove the employees and manager like holy cow.

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Voltie — they/he Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 17:58:41 )
to be fair, bagel bites are really good
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Donator — Baby Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 18:02:35 )
@Totalanimefan: idk if he will want to share that lmao.

@Howonk: yeah he's obviously having some issues >_> r.i.p. perfectly good bagel bites
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Donator — Baby Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 18:04:55 )
@Bioshock: yea. Apparently so good one would risk assault and robbery charges xD
But then he wasted the bagel bites by hitting them across the dudes head! No one shall eat those bagel bites. q.q
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Donator — She/her Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 18:07:22 )


@Laufeia: you never share funny/weird stories about work? But yeah maybe he wouldn’t want to.

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Donator — Baby Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 18:16:33 )
@Totalanimefan: lmfao I thought you were talking about the guy who did it xD

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Donator — She/her Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 18:31:16 )


@Laufeia: no. I meant the other guy lol

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Donator — Baby Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 18:43:18 )
@Totalanimefan: well yeah that makes more sense xD but who knows, maybe that guy will go on and tell his grandkids the story about how he assaulted someone with pizza bagels.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 18:56:28 )



I can’t even...

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Donator — She/her Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 20:05:54 )


@Laufeia: it would probably be the grandkids favorite story lol

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Interface support — Spectre Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 21:23:11 )
Bioshock is right. Bagel Bites are, imho, worth a lot more in terms of questionable actions than a Klondike Bar. 10/10 could eat an entire box of those in one sitting and have no regrets (but probably heartburn and a stomachache).

Just imagine biting into one fresh from the oven and immediately scalding the %(*(* out of the roof of your mouth. c':



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Donator — Baby Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 21:41:33 )
@Vii: I have honestly never had them before, might need to see what drove this man wild. Maybe then I’ll understand.

@SirLionelNigelConrad: I wouldn’t recommend this man’s method. It doesn’t appear he was successful in obtaining the bagels as he was arrested xD
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Interface support — Spectre Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/16 21:53:46 )
@Laufeia: They're awesome; better than pizza rolls, imo, though not quite as good as an actual pizza.

Honestly though the town you live in is like the "Florida man" meme; perhaps its borders lie within the Twilight Zone?



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Donator — Baby Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/17 04:16:55 )
@SirLionelNigelConrad: oh um.... I surely wasn’t expecting that. Thank you for the words. Though I don’t think I take bagels that seriously. I’m more of a croissant person myself.


@Vii: perhapsss...it is In those borders *twilight zone music plays* (~*•*)~.
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Artist — Fluffywuff Posted 5 months ago ( 2019/07/17 04:37:52 )
What the heck?

The only thing that can hurt you with bagel bites is hot cheese burn. XD;;

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