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Donator Posted 1 month ago
🍕🍕Back again with lovely local news from my area. xD So this guy assaulted someone with bagel bites that he was stealing I guess? Lmao. 🍕🍕

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🍕🍕"The manager said Bridenolph berated a cashier before stealing the pizza-flavored Bagel Bites and pushing the manager out of his way to escape the store.
The manager said he followed Bridenolph out of the store, where he hit him in the head with the box, according to the report."🍕🍕

🍕🍕Moral of the story is, bagel bites will only help so much before your drunk ass gets arrested. >_> 🍕🍕

Donator — She/They Posted 1 month ago

man stealing bagel bites????? What in the world goes on in your town dude o_o


Donator — She/her Posted 1 month ago


Well that is certainly a unique way of doing that


Donator Posted 1 month ago
@Howonk: yeah and dollar tree is where everything costs like 1-3 dollars xD He was overcome by the need for bagel bites, he became violent. What's goin on? That's what I'd like to know as well. >n>

@Totalanimefan: yeah he also slapped someone >_> oof I feel bad for them and the poor manager of that store. Lol ;o;

Donator — She/her Posted 1 month ago


@Laufeia: yeah true. But now he has a funny weird story that he can share for the rest of his life.


Donator — She/They Posted 1 month ago

@Laufeia: I adore dollar tree but man dude you didnt have to shove the employees and manager like holy cow.

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Voltie — they/he Posted 1 month ago
to be fair, bagel bites are really good

Donator Posted 1 month ago
@Totalanimefan: idk if he will want to share that lmao.

@Howonk: yeah he's obviously having some issues >_> r.i.p. perfectly good bagel bites

Donator Posted 1 month ago
@Bioshock: yea. Apparently so good one would risk assault and robbery charges xD
But then he wasted the bagel bites by hitting them across the dudes head! No one shall eat those bagel bites. q.q

Donator — She/her Posted 1 month ago


@Laufeia: you never share funny/weird stories about work? But yeah maybe he wouldn’t want to.


Donator Posted 1 month ago
@Totalanimefan: lmfao I thought you were talking about the guy who did it xD


Donator — She/her Posted 1 month ago


@Laufeia: no. I meant the other guy lol


Donator Posted 1 month ago
@Totalanimefan: well yeah that makes more sense xD but who knows, maybe that guy will go on and tell his grandkids the story about how he assaulted someone with pizza bagels.

Voltie — ThirstyBum Posted 1 month ago
I'm in favor of bagel obtainment regardless the method.

Donator — Winchester Posted 1 month ago



I can’t even...




Donator — She/her Posted 1 month ago


@Laufeia: it would probably be the grandkids favorite story lol

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Developer — Spectre Posted 1 month ago
Bioshock is right. Bagel Bites are, imho, worth a lot more in terms of questionable actions than a Klondike Bar. 10/10 could eat an entire box of those in one sitting and have no regrets (but probably heartburn and a stomachache).

Just imagine biting into one fresh from the oven and immediately scalding the %(*(* out of the roof of your mouth. c':



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Donator Posted 1 month ago
@Vii: I have honestly never had them before, might need to see what drove this man wild. Maybe then I’ll understand.

@SirLionelNigelConrad: I wouldn’t recommend this man’s method. It doesn’t appear he was successful in obtaining the bagels as he was arrested xD
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Voltie — ThirstyBum Posted 1 month ago
@Laufeia: just like happiness, we try for the bagels however we can. What drives us to approach happiness in one way over another? How can there be so many paths? Like the ways to prepare a bagel it is endless. And why a pizza bagel and not a cream filled? Just like life we each find our own path ahead.

And sometimes this makes us do great things. Great good, great evil, and great nothing. But just as you finish one half you see there is another. And it is that other half that we realize our folly.

Perhaps it was not you that wanted the bagel. Perhaps you cannot reach it on your own. In time, one may be, the bagel may come to you.

This is the Tao of the bagel.
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Developer — Spectre Posted 1 month ago
@Laufeia: They're awesome; better than pizza rolls, imo, though not quite as good as an actual pizza.

Honestly though the town you live in is like the "Florida man" meme; perhaps its borders lie within the Twilight Zone?



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