Yes he did, Mister Hanky should be added to more things. -nods-
I wish someone would. We're discussing different deities and such, and I just know if she doesn't do the endless greeting she'll get all stupid about the deities being discussed.
Okay let me start this off with I do love my mother, but. Dumbass just about burnt down the house. She was trying to make some boiled eggs, turned on the wrong burner and then fucking forgot about it. Started smelling something burning, and she ruined a pot by burning the hell out of some beans left on the stove from last night's dinner.
Wow. D: Good thing you caught it before it actually started on fire (I assume? or was it actually burning!?). I'm totally guilty of forgetting about pots on an active stove in the past, but it's not really a mistake you make more than once, either. c':
Hopefully these burnt bean shenanigans haven't ruined your eggy endeavours, and that burnt carbon smell leaves your kitchen rather quickly. xD
Hopefully these burnt bean shenanigans haven't ruined your eggy endeavours, and that burnt carbon smell leaves your kitchen rather quickly. xD
Oh I lurk at that pagan forum/thread once in a while. Never joned in on it though ( Im so muhch more of a lurker than one who knows whatt o talk about or how to mingle with people...... And I'm starting to beome like this in here too, so yeh will forever be pooor here 8'DD )
Oh gosh Ama, that sounds like something that stinks terrible D:
Oh gosh Ama, that sounds like something that stinks terrible D:
It really really stinks, I'm thinking about putting our ferret and locking him in his cage to open the doors to let in some outside air.
She does stupid shit like this all the time. She's burnt shit in the stove because she didn't look to see if anything was in there (my uncle puts his dinner in there to eat later), she's nearly exploded several microwaves, and just I had to actually call the fire department once because she almost set oil on fire and left the house for something completely forgetting about what she was cooking. She's definitely killed that pot forever though, I don't think those beans will ever come off it now. She's my mother. I love her. But fuck I'm kind of pissed.
She does stupid shit like this all the time. She's burnt shit in the stove because she didn't look to see if anything was in there (my uncle puts his dinner in there to eat later), she's nearly exploded several microwaves, and just I had to actually call the fire department once because she almost set oil on fire and left the house for something completely forgetting about what she was cooking. She's definitely killed that pot forever though, I don't think those beans will ever come off it now. She's my mother. I love her. But fuck I'm kind of pissed.
She claims it's because she gets confused by the pictures next to the knobs about which one turns on which burner. And now wants me to keep an eye on her eggs. Bitch. Stop playing WoW for the few minutes it takes to boil eggs. It's okay to not focus on your game when you're cooking. Know what I do when I feel like actually cooking? I turn off WoW.
No it really doesn't.
Gaming is definitely the primary cause of burnt food in my history. Suffice to say it's some form of technology for most, be it the TV or their phone.
Kinda sad that your mom hasn't learned from her mistakes, but, bless her heart. xD
Kinda sad that your mom hasn't learned from her mistakes, but, bless her heart. xD
Be nice if she would bother to learn from her mistakes.
Normally she doesn't cook at all, but she wanted to make egg salad to take to work tomorrow. My uncle does pretty much all the cooking, but he's asleep right now.
This is also why I dislike electric ranges, though, which is what I assume you have.
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qu'est-ce que tu vas chercher?
qu'est-ce que tu vas chercher?
It is what we have. And the poor stove is dying.
Ah yea, I keep forgetting that there are such things as gasdriven 'stoves, or whatever they are called.
Worst accident my mother had with food-cooking, was probably the time she had an epileptic seizure and shortly after took a chicken out of the oven, dipping her pinky in the boiling hot water that was with the chicken, but not noticing it thanks to the state her brain are in after a seizure. it was first when my dad saw it while they wre eating dinner, and asked into it, that she noticed that her pinky had gotten completely white. It all ended up in an amputation of the finger..Now she doesn't dare to make more food than microwaveable food.
Worst accident my mother had with food-cooking, was probably the time she had an epileptic seizure and shortly after took a chicken out of the oven, dipping her pinky in the boiling hot water that was with the chicken, but not noticing it thanks to the state her brain are in after a seizure. it was first when my dad saw it while they wre eating dinner, and asked into it, that she noticed that her pinky had gotten completely white. It all ended up in an amputation of the finger..Now she doesn't dare to make more food than microwaveable food.
@TeaTales: o.o that sounds horrifying. My mother hasn't seriously hurt herself with her cooking accidents. Just destroying cookery.
so I leave for like, a weekend, and you guys talk for ten pages
I SEE HOW IT IS
I SEE HOW IT IS
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.