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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:04:51 )
Sometimes my mom asks if my pants ripped apart and I just
what, no. The noise was outsite. Not here.....
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:10:06 )


Mine are more like explosions

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:11:20 )

Mine are usually silent. >w>

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:12:53 )
Silent... but deadly
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:13:41 )


Those are the worst

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:14:07 )

Yep pretty much. Makes it easy to blame on someone else though.

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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:14:53 )


Don't blame the dog

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:15:10 )
Are dog farts really that bad?
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:15:42 )

Dog farts can be pretty bad, not as bad as kitten farts though. Kitten farts are the worst.

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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:16:29 )


Kitty farts can seriously kill

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:17:06 )

Mhmm. Isn't it great when they decide to sleep next to your head?

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:17:29 )
Oh then I hope to never smell one xDD
I had a cat for like... two years? But I can't remember farts
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:17:55 )

Trust me, you'd remember a cat fart.

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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:18:25 )


Ozzy only sleeps at my feet or side

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:19:04 )
Ozzy doesn't want to punish you with farts
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:19:05 )

Whenever Eliot did sleep with me it was always by my face.

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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:19:37 )


Ozzy knows that, if he does, it's pay back time

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:20:04 )
would you fart in your cat's face!!!
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:20:34 )

o.o some people do that.

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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/06/17 15:24:26 )


No I just fart when he's near me

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