@Tuijp: I was imagining highway to hell playing in the background but sure, whatever works for you. There is only one huge flaw in our plan. My sister doesn't want children and if I am not mistaken neither does your brother.
@Tuijp: Ah, still holding out hope for nieces and nephews? My hope for a niece or nephew is so dead it cannot be revived, even with divine assistance.
@Tuijp: My older sister is the adventurous type that will probably randomly fly to some island to do charity work if it got hit by a typhoon. Kids would just hold her down. And my younger sister became a nun...so..if she gets pregnant well she will have alot of explaining to do :vanora_xd:
@Tuijp: Yeah but we live in an age where DNA testing is possible so its alot harder to pull off that story :vanora_xd: "I swear, I don't know how this happened! Never seen a man nope." Would be real cool to be Jesus' aunt though. I will borrow the baby and make him turn water into wine and make tons of money. When he gets older he can have a walking on water circus act and I can make money by killing him repeatedly on live television and people will pay to watch him get back up in 3 days.
-rolls around thread floor- hello everyone.
@Tuijp: I will turn it into a lullaby and sing it to him before he sleeps for you.
@Another Movie Addict: Hello!
@Another Movie Addict: Hello!
@Saeyra: Hello ^w^
@Another Movie Addict: I am currently making some art for my secret Valentine thing in Unicorn's charity. Don't know who its gonna be but I am sure whoever it is will appreciate a "hey sexy" card, right?
@mdom: Hey there!
@mdom: Hey there!
@mdom: I know you love it
@Another Movie Addict: /sits on
Hey there
@Saeyra: also sing Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life to him
I'm always down for sexy anything. Unless it's asking me to be a side chick, fuck that (this happened to me the other day). I wanted to make Valentines for my online friends.
@Saeyra: I'm going to take a look, thanks for the tip!
make me a valentine, AMA
with a pun
make me a valentine, AMA
with a pun
@mdom: I will do my best lol.
@Tuijp: I am gonna make him sit through the whole Life of Brian every family gathering! I love that movie! I can't sit through the Bigus Dickus scene without falling over laughing.
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.