Yeah, shift, you read that right. I don't know if I can say shit in a title, so I erred on the side of caution.
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Did you ever notice that dogs kind of smell like corn chips?
I mean like for real. They smell like corn chips. OR is it corn chips that smell like dogs.
WHO KNOWS.
Just wait till I shiftpost about Chopped. That's a real treat.
They're always doing dumb shit.
It's not my fault they do stupid things.
Like open the damn oven while they're cooking stuff.
DON'T THEY KNOW THAT LETS THE HEAT OUT?!
They must not because they do it anyway and then their stuff is raw and they're like "WHAT HAPPENED? WHY DIDN'T THIS COOK?"
My husband just got home and he's eating a sandwich.
He tells me I need to eat lunch.
But I'm not hungry.
So, I told him I'll have a snacky snack later.
Now he's watching some weird movie.
It's about some metal band. I'm not sure what it's called.
I guess I could ask but I don't really care enough tbh.
Coffee is literally life and I will fight you over it.
I miss my rats.
They're staying at my mom's house right now.
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.