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Voltie — they/he/it Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/12/27 01:55:02 )
i don't mean to disrespect my mother's cooking or anything, but for christmas, my mom made a fruit salad with mayo in it. i'm scared to google it and find out if this is normal. i don't want it to be normal. mayo in fruit salad is a crime.
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/12/27 02:27:08 )
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Omg, I hope I know potato salad and tuna salad use mayo, but I thought the white stuff in fruit salad was yogurt. >__>;; I can’t eat fruit salads knowing that they use mayo... that’s weird.




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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/12/27 03:19:47 )
I work in a grocery store and in the winter they have this one apple salad in the deli/kitchen that's got celery and carrots and what not that has mayo in it. Bit of an odd salad but strangely good.
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/12/27 03:48:28 )


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Donator — He/They Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/12/27 04:09:29 )

People around here do that, too. It's disgusting. Thankfully I haven't had the displeasure of actually tasting it since childhood.

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Voltie Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/12/27 04:22:26 )
OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~ *vomits profusely* :viosick:
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Voltie Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/12/27 05:16:23 )


ummmmm that's no bueno

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Donator — Fluffywuff Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/12/27 22:02:36 )
@misery: I know people did a lot of sketchy AF "salads" during the 1970's.
Maybe that one needs to go back. XDD;;

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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/12/27 22:07:39 )
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Voltie — they/he/it Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/12/27 22:43:15 )
@Kay: @kiwi: you two must have strong stomachs lmao

@Kozi: i've heard about jello salads and the like from old 60's cookbooks and i've always thought it was weird. i think that sort of thing happened because refrigerators were becoming more commonplace and now people could suddenly do all sorts of crazy new things. they thought "what could we do with this", but didn't stop to think if they SHOULD do it.

@vengeance: that's one of those two sentence horror stories lol
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Donator — Fluffywuff Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/12/28 23:21:51 )
Fruit salad with mayonnaise just sounds like a mistake. XD eeeuuuughhh

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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/12/31 17:13:15 )
Kay:
I work in a grocery store and in the winter they have this one apple salad in the deli/kitchen that's got celery and carrots and what not that has mayo in it. Bit of an odd salad but strangely good.


Sounds kind of like waldorf salad - chicken, grapes, walnuts, apples, celery, and mayo. You can sub greek yogurt if you want less calories. I feel like Waldorf is one of the exceptions to mayo in a fruit salad. Alternatively, people might be thinking of the standard "boatloads of cut fruit in a bowl" as what all fruit salads tend to be.
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Voltie — she/her Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/12/31 17:34:28 )
well that sounds cursed
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Voltie Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/3 09:26:00 )
That sounds... disgusting. Here at my place we use good old cream. Never heard of fruit salad and mayo. Goodness, it sounds weird.
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Donator — She Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/5 08:54:28 )
@misery: it's gross, but hey, the Japanese put mayo in everything x_x
Like, corn and mayo pizza
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Voltie — they/he/it Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/5 09:05:24 )
@djinn: i've known of people putting ranch on pizza but MAYO??? we're reaching new heights of illegal here.
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Donator — She Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/5 09:35:53 )
@misery: I KNOW. And they thought it was American/regular pizza! 😱
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Voltie — they/he/it Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/5 09:53:15 )
@djinn: whaaat! that's so wild. but they'd probably think the same thing about american sushi lol
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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/6 16:22:42 )
Yeah I’m not even reading the other posts here, I just want you to know that I read the thread title and started frowning LOUDLY
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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/6 16:23:09 )
I love mayo and fruit salad but those are two things not meant to be together
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