I just didn't like the way my main profile looked on mobile, especially with the scanlines. The trick to them is hiding the unique scanline that travels upward with an overflow attribute on the main body element, but this was also disabling scrolling on mobile. So, I ended up just making a new profile exclusively for mobile. If your viewport is under... 991 pixels, I believe, then you'll see it switch over to the other theme.

And now I have to find something else to do lmao