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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/03/20 16:48:32 )

Seriously guys, I just read something that made me go "No this cannot be real!!!". Unfortunaly it is real.
"Oregon police department urges people to stop calling 911 for toilet paper".
Yes people are calling because they are out of toilet paper.

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Donator — FluffyBoi Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/03/20 16:51:57 )
Toilet paper has just ascended and become something more with how people are acting over it.
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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/03/20 16:52:52 )

A lot of places saw a rise in bidet sales.
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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/03/20 17:23:27 )

I would love a bidet.......

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Donator — He/They Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/03/20 17:46:53 )

OK, that's hilarious... in a really sad, smh kinda way.

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Donator — she/they Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/03/20 19:45:52 )

I.. I can honestly say I'm not surprised that people are calling 911 for TP xD
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Donator Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/03/20 21:10:46 )
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Adljag I read that a few days ago and I wasn't surprised at all. ID People are stupid haha.

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Donator — Voltie Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/03/21 04:45:55 )
@Count Trashula: that's exactly what I was thinking. lmao
also, why would people think the police have toilet paper? /confused
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Donator — Female Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/03/21 05:00:16 )

..... wow.
Just...
wut?

I had to google this. It's true
That's scary
And sad.

But I'm over here laughing my ass off.

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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/03/21 22:03:20 )
I am still so confused why everyone is going for toilet paper -_-
One package of toilet paper lasts us over a month in a house of 3-5 people, how long do these people think this thing's gonna last??
I can't find a single article online giving a proper explanation of what's going through those people's heads
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