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Posted in Hide and Shriek | Investigation 7: Myraj Posted 2 years ago
*wishes lactose intolerance on the monster*
Posted in Hide and Shriek | Investigation 7: Myraj Posted 2 years ago
*uses memes beam*
Posted in Hide and Shriek | Investigation 7: Myraj Posted 2 years ago
*wakes up and chooses violence*
Posted in Hide and Shriek | Investigation 7: Myraj Posted 2 years ago
*stares at it hoping it simply finds me unsettling.*
Posted in Hide and Shriek | Investigation 7: Myraj Posted 2 years ago
@Count Trashula:
if it didn't want to catch hands it shouldn't have thrown them in the first place. or this a horrible mistake, a horrible and irredeemable mistake and it was just protecting its children. but I'm going with the latter. because it's funnier.

*uses a beam of dubious moral decisions*
Posted in Hide and Shriek | Investigation 7: Myraj Posted 2 years ago
*throws legos in its path* those are going to be an inconvenience in the morning.
Posted in Hide and Shriek | Investigation 7: Myraj Posted 2 years ago
DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
Posted in Hide and Shriek | Investigation 7: Myraj Posted 2 years ago
*Does nothing and hopes for the best.*
Posted in Hide and Shriek | Investigation 7: Myraj Posted 2 years ago
*Plays dead and my ghost whispers that it will never achieve its dreams and will be in crippling debt because counterfeit beanie babies are not a good investment* hopefully this will cause psychological damage which will last longer.
Posted in Hide and Shriek | Investigation 7: Myraj Posted 2 years ago
*Magikarp uses splash*
Posted in Hide and Shriek | Investigation 7: Myraj Posted 2 years ago
Call an ambulance!! BUT not for me!
Posted in Hide and Shriek | Investigation 7: Myraj Posted 2 years ago
*uses laser beam!* which is totally not a flashlight I glued to a second slightly larger flashlight.
Posted in Hide and Shriek | Investigation 4: Wrori Posted 2 years ago
@Vanora:


I think this is right. lol
A piece of jewelry - Candies Glazing

Something to weather the cold - Unique Bulky Knitted Scarf

A pair of fancy shoes - Unique Thigh High Boots

Something inspired by nature - Sound Bush

A food-inspired item - Bubblegum hair

Something in the color “mint” - Unique Hoodie Croptop





Posted in Hide and Shriek | Investigation 3: The Khiebus Posted 2 years ago
@valentina:


ONE - THE MOON
2. The moon is 700 times larger than the Sun.

TWO - THE STARS
3. Stars are only visible at night because they are asleep during the day.

THREE - THE SUN
2. The sun is just 50 years old.

FOUR - THE EARTH
1. The Earth's core is filled with chocolate pudding.

FIVE - THE MILKY WAY GALAXY
2. The Milky Way galaxy is made of candy, hence the name.

SIX - ASTEROIDS
1. The asteroid belt is a fashion term and not a place in the solar system.

SEVEN - CONSTELLATIONS
3. The Big Dipper was originally called The Giant Dunkaroo.

EIGHT - THE PLANETS
2. Earth is the farthest planet from the Sun.

NINE - BLACK HOLES
1. Black holes don't actually exist and are just fiction.

TEN - THE UNIVERSE
3. The universe is 500 years old.



TWO HUNDRED FOURTEEN PLUS SIX - THE UNIVERSE THE SEQUEL: EXPANDING AGAIN THE DIRECTOR'S CUT DVD COMMENTARY:
The universe simply does not exist.