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@Wildfire: Unrelated story about marshmallows:
When I was younger we had a dog who had gotten into a bag of marshmallows we accidentally left on the back patio.
In the morning we found the wrapper and went 'oh no, who ate them?!'
And then the dog comes waddling out... She was HUGE.
The marshmallows must have expanded in her stomach because I swear to you she blew up like a balloon.
Nothing else was wrong with her, no pain, no poop problems, no puking.
She was perfectly fine, just blown up even bigger than when she'd gotten pregnant.
It was hilarious.

@Wildfire: I prefer mess free things.
Bc I don't like cleaning. lmao

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@Wildfire: Marshmallows will catch fire first, then melt off the stick.
I don't even let them catch fire.
I gently roast.
I don't like burnt marshmallows.

@Wildfire: You clearly don't know how to roast a marshmallow properly then.
There is no drips.
I do not waste the gooey goodness.

Plsu, my grandfather says he's gotta go to Home Depot again later, and I'm going to take the opportunity to go with him.
Just to get out of the house.
And I might blow away!
I only weigh as much as, like, 3 toothpicks.
Maybe 4.

I don't wanna end up in Oz bruh

My god, it's windy as hell outside rn.
I feel like my whole house gonna blow away...

The slides were gonna be blue fluffy ones, but they ran out of my size. T_T
I cry, but on the bright side.... They HAD my size.
Some places I try to find shoes at don't even go up to my size and it just makes me hate people with smaller feet.
Like my mom and sister.
Mom is an 8 and my sister is like a 6.
They never worry.
But oh no, jump up to my 9 - 10 size shoe and suddenly my options are like 'here, we found these in a dumpster outback' or 'damn clown go shop somewhere else wit ur big ass feet'.

The second shirt says "Thou shall not try me. Mood 24:7"
In a old style, gothic type font to make it look like a bible verse or some shit. lmao
I love it.

One shirt I got bc my sister told me about it.
It's got a, like, conversation heart over your heart and inside it says "I'm dead inside". lol

I finally got around to ordering the clothes I wanted from Shein.
I figured I better do it quick before the things I really wanted went out of stock.
The shorts I got did it once, and the slides I wanted had done it this morning.
I wasn't overly attached to the slides so I knocked them off and bought the rest.
Two pairs of 'biker shorts' (that I intend to wear under skirts and dresses, so - you know - maybe I will actually wear those said skirts and dresses), two shirts, and a skirt.

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@Wildfire: No, I am not melting the marshmallow!
I am gently roasting it.
To eat it.
Marshmallow is for tummy not ur headz.