Anarchist Beauty's posts

Yes boo, you deserve so much better than some dude whose worth is less than the nasty little amoeba on a flea on a rat in the sewer.

Go all Princess Diana on him, and look like a WHOLE snack the next time you see him.
Sign them divorce papers in a outfit that can only be described as a LOOK.

Ooh, nice!
I don't even know what all items are out there to be got. lol
I got a couple though.
I want to save my shells to pop down to the shipwreck thing...

@Totalanimefan: Yaas girl.
Fuck him up.
"Oh those papers? No sorry. I'm filing for divorce. He can fuck off back across the pond."
Make sure you use a really bad British accent at the end there.
Adds to the drama.

ALL THEM SHELLS

Oh, Taffy yo mule?
Well ya, Tui and I gonna take care of that problem boo.
It's a colorful plan.
Well thought out.

I'm gonna suggest a bark collar.
Because we had one for our little dog and it worked great.
He wouldn't bark at all.
So this dog needs one.
Because FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE DAMN MORNING is TOO EARLY for this little asshole to be waking me up.

I'm ready to call somebody on this fucking dog.
He literally does not know how to shut the hell up.
5am I almost went to my neighbors house and yelled.
Next time I'm gonna because you have no idea how often this dog has woken me up at the ass crack of "I don't wanna be awake".

Idk, I wish I had the powers of sleep though.
My neighbors bitch ass dog woke me up at 5am barking his stupid ass little head off.

Tuipoop and Anabutt, the worst superheroes ever.

Gonna change ur name to Tui Is A Poop?
Cos I support that.

/cat lurks about, biting toes

/curls up and sleeps

I don't believe in all the mumbo jumbo crap.
I just smoke week because it helps me relax and sleep.
That's it.