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Posted in Welcome to the pARTy Posted 3 years ago


        @Ruby: You must be friends before the benefits. lol
Posted in CHB Celebrates Voltra! Posted 3 years ago


        Yuuuuckie.
        Pineapples want to eat you.
        I don't want to eat something that puts up that kind of a fight.
Posted in Welcome to the pARTy Posted 3 years ago


        @Ruby: Ah, yeah. Understandable.
        You'd benefit from one of them sugar daddies who just...
        Drop money ins your account and fuck off for another month. XD
        (I'd like that one, too, but I wanna travel more. lol)
Posted in Ana Watches Stuff Posted 3 years ago


        The shock on Jaskier's face when Geralt insulted his singing was prime.
Posted in Ana Watches Stuff Posted 3 years ago


        I love how this show never fucking tells you that it's all happening at different times.
        You just have to figure that shit out yourself or be confused for life.
Posted in CHB Celebrates Voltra! Posted 3 years ago


        My statement on pizza:
        IF YOU PUT PINAPPLE ON A PIZZA STAY AWAY FROM ME

        But also, I'm boring as shit.
        I'm a strictly pepperoni person.
        Though I did have one with pepperoni and bacon on it at my sister's birthday last month, it was pretty good.
Posted in Ana Watches Stuff Posted 3 years ago


        G: How many of these lords want to kill you?
        J: Hard to say. One stops keeping count after awhile.
Posted in Ana Watches Stuff Posted 3 years ago


        G: I'm not your friend.
        J: Oh, oh really? You usually just let strangers rub chamomile onto your lovely bottom?
Posted in CHB Celebrates Voltra! Posted 3 years ago


        Gonna be real with you, I don't exactly know how to respond to that.
Posted in Ana Watches Stuff Posted 3 years ago


        Fuck off bard.
Posted in Ana Watches Stuff Posted 3 years ago


        - He died!
        He's fine.
Posted in Ana Watches Stuff Posted 3 years ago


        Back to The Witcher
Posted in CHB Celebrates Voltra! Posted 3 years ago


        "When babies are in heaven, they get to choose their parents."
        So what the fuck do they tell victims of child abuse?
        This is the single most stupidest shit I've ever heard in my life.

        I think it's heartbreaking that a thirteen year old child had to go through the horrors of childbirth.
Posted in CHB Celebrates Voltra! Posted 3 years ago


        I'm just proof that condoms break.
        No one wanted my ass. lmfao
        Yet here they forced me to be anyway.
        I should sue. XD

        I don't know if I have a favorite.
        I meant, I'd say Virgil but that's just cos he's cute. lol