Bone Wench's posts

*Might be munching taco nachos in hat*

*Mariachi music and crunching noises occur from hat*

@Dread Pirate: Dragon is.
I see whats going on here.
*Hops off and disappears in hat for more tea*
@Unicorn: Nope. Just one squishy.
I shall teach you all the greatest chaos creating techniques. And how to amuse yourself with the not so smart people. ^^

Oooooh. Me likey dis one.

Dreads hornys got bigger.

Pfffff xD

Ack! xD

Don't fall tea slave!

@Dread Pirate: Its the hat.
*Climbs on back and noms on horns*

@Dread Pirate: You look like amoxicillin barf monster now. *shudders and hides behind dragon*

Dragon: I think I would have gotten kicked out. xD

Dragon: Oh good.
That would have been an interesting convo.
Yes hi I'm looking for edible glitter. No, not for sexy times, I'm gonna put it in mah tea.
xD

...wait...do you shit glitter?
Does it have the red velvet cake effect?

They have edible glitter!
O.O
.....I don't have to buy it at the adult store do I?

Dragon: Omg...I did not even register. xD
I mean, all this tea needs is glitter.
Whats really cool about the iced version. Is you buy it in a box on the shelf.
Then mix 50/50 tea and water and pour it over ice. So I can make a crap ton, or a little at a time.
I think I'm going to buy the tea bags as well. I really like this. And it's caffeine free.


@Dread Pirate: *Is distracted by a skull*
not say...

OMFG

I just put those two together....I'm dying.
No the tea is pink. And fruity/herby.
And totes awesome.
...yea anyways...wow my bubble is blown.
@Unicorn: Makes food...HA!
I will claim you has mine though. My squishy.

So I'm drinking Tazo Passion Tea. It has herbs, hibiscus flowers, licorice, cinnamon and rose hips.
And I"m drinking it in iced form cause I didn't drink enough today and can tell i'm dehydrated.

*Sips like a lady*

Dragon: Unicorn piss.
It's rather fucking magical.

@Unicorn: O.O
Clearly I missed important going ons....xD
I suppose it's a good thing its you, cause I'd make a horrid mommy.

Dragon: Chaos indeed.
I had to get myself tea.