Bone Wench's posts

@Fielkun: Awesome! This is actually my first event game.

I just got here, so don't know if I can play this round or not.
But I would agree with B.

Greetings poppets.
I came in late to the game, and am bit of a lurker.
So I"m missing event items. Care to sell me some?

I"m currently looking for all wonderland items except hatter.

I have volts to offer, or Valorous Knight and Victorious Captain DI's.

Edit: I also have a May set up for grabs.

I tried it once because I was basically bullied into it. Apparently Iv'e been a hermit too long for peoples liking. Lets just say things did not go well, and the said bullies say nothing of my personal life now. Or anything for that matter. I might have been a bit forceful with my warning to piss off after that.
Humans are interesting creatures. Most of which I no longer interact well with.

Back from the airport.
Brother brought me back a big emerald beetle in resin and a My Neighbor Totoro messenger bag. So I forgive him for missing his flight and having to pick him up late.
Plus he brought dad back a racoon penis bone...which was friggin hilarious.

@Dread Pirate: When he demands it. He likes being outside where his mud wallow and house is most of the time though. He was raised in the house. I took him everywhere when he was a little Spud.

I'm at the airport watching this guy get arrested. Apparently he had too much to drink. He's been picking fights and throwing his shoes.

@Dread Pirate: Nonono not you. I have a pet pig. He's a black pot belly named Mr. Pickles.

I actually liked malificent and Cinderella better than beauty and the best. Which kind of odd cause beauty and the best is my favorite tale. I liked how malificent wasn't about Aurora.

@Dread Pirate: Hmm well you would have pig privileges. Mr. Pickles would accept you. Weekends off cause I'm a hermit. Helpings of whatever I cook, cause I cook a lot. Hmm...

@Dread Pirate: Hmm. Very well then. Spicy it is.
And hmm, what kind of benefits are we talking about.

Dragon: I took Spanish in middle school, I didn't have to take a language in high school. Good grief, I feel old just thinking about high school.

Dragon: I know right. I just put steroid drops in my eyes. So at least that part is feeling a bit better.
@Dread Pirate: How spicy I like them, and how spicy my digestive tract allows after gallbladder surgery is two different things. lol Just skip the spice and load on the guac. <3
And you are now my tea slave.

@Dread Pirate: Rofl. Holy crap on a cracker that was smooth.
That must mean you brought the tea and tacos with you.

Dragon: I can't stop laughing. Thats what he gets for piddlfarting around this morning and not getting to the airport on time. So now he's sitting on another flight waiting for it to take off in about 40 min. So he won't get here till around 11 ish. So someone else is driving, I just have to go in and get him and his luggage. Cause I an't driving that late.
@Dread Pirate: Well look who's here.

Ale House is a restaurant. Fat tire is alcohol.

And omg I'm dying. He missed his flight.

Tacos for everyone!
Make it rain!