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Posted in The Lurker Locker Posted 6 years ago


@Saeyra: such a pain! we gotta teach our boys to be self sufficient BEFORE they become men.
omg i want chubby little babies i can provide you with this

@Dread Pirate: you can borrow mine

Posted in The Lurker Locker Posted 6 years ago


@Dread Pirate: good i expect a suit, tie, eyepatch, the whole package

Posted in The Lurker Locker Posted 6 years ago


@Saeyra: omg my ex's mom was S U C H a pain! i was supposed to do EVERYTHING for her son. he didnt even know how to wash his own dishes. she never taught him household chores. it was pathetic.
its ok, i'm white and i didnt start using spices til recently im finally breaking the stereotype

Posted in The Lurker Locker Posted 6 years ago


@Dread Pirate: sure if you dont want to remember our first date

Posted in The Lurker Locker Posted 6 years ago


@Saeyra: hahaha hes in the dog house now
literally
i hate when you "surprise" visit and if you tell me how he likes the way you cook better one more time i may end up on one of those making a murderer shows
I probably can hold my drink better. dread and i are supposed to test that but he keeps making excuses

Posted in so doing free art----need practice Posted 6 years ago


bb you're doing digital now i'm so happyyyyyyyyy
we need couple arts ;~;

Posted in The Lurker Locker Posted 6 years ago


@Saeyra: yikes tell your husband hes grounded

also i guess this makes you my mother in law so uhh
please love me

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@Dread Pirate: we inviting the whole dang forum what you mean

Posted in The Lurker Locker Posted 6 years ago


@Saeyra: men am i right

Posted in The Lurker Locker Posted 6 years ago


@Saeyra: no no he definitely meant what he said

@Dread Pirate: you better

Posted in The Lurker Locker Posted 6 years ago


@Saeyra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk
swagswagswagswagswag

Posted in The Lurker Locker Posted 6 years ago


@Dread Pirate: jk of course you do i love you dingus

Posted in The Lurker Locker Posted 6 years ago


@Dread Pirate: eh you're alright for a pirate

Posted in The Lurker Locker Posted 6 years ago


@Saeyra: beautiful. magical. a dumpster never looked better.