Io's posts

Posted in Final Act: Land of Fun & Death! Posted 6 years ago

Are your ears as useless as your throwing arm, kiwi?

And I can't win? Talk to me in a couple minutes and we'll see about that.

Posted in Final Act: Land of Fun & Death! Posted 6 years ago

I can't wait until you bring the demise of that annoying ringmaster. He's been a thorn in my side since the very moment I moved into that fool of an oracle.

If only he let me have my way from the start! So stubborn.

Posted in Final Act: Land of Fun & Death! Posted 6 years ago

How droll, you're just making up your own rules at this point.

Posted in Final Act: Land of Fun & Death! Posted 6 years ago

Oh but I will, dear Kiwi. It's what I'm best at, after all.

Tick tock... The longer you wait, the closer you are to being burned...

Posted in Final Act: Land of Fun & Death! Posted 6 years ago

I barely need to do anything at all, how amusing.

Posted in Final Act: Land of Fun & Death! Posted 6 years ago

I don't see your name on the lease.

Posted in Final Act: Land of Fun & Death! Posted 6 years ago

It's my world, Angelus, I can take anything I want. That's kind of my whole shtick.

Posted in Final Act: Land of Fun & Death! Posted 6 years ago

Let's just hope your punching reflexes are faster than your tossing reflexes, Kiwi.

Posted in Final Act: Land of Fun & Death! Posted 6 years ago

Hmm did I say 3 hours? I meant 30 minutes.

There. Now maybe you'll actually compete, for Lin's sake.

Geh heh. Or maybe you're just after my swanky coat.

Either way. 30 minutes, and you're not even close. Better get your act together!

Posted in Final Act: Land of Fun & Death! Posted 6 years ago

Why'd I expect anything else from a group of nerds?

Posted in Final Act: Land of Fun & Death! Posted 6 years ago

Shesh. I'll take a gamble and say you kids were picked last in dodgeball a lot, huh?

Glad it's not my life on the line!

Posted in Final Act: Land of Fun & Death! Posted 6 years ago

That just dawning on you now, Kiwi? Slow on the uptake, this one.

Posted in Final Act: Land of Fun & Death! Posted 6 years ago

Oops. I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not.

Posted in Final Act: Land of Fun & Death! Posted 6 years ago

Let's see... Who looks like they can handle the heat?

Veles materializes two flaming balls once again, laughing as he suddenly shoots them out into the crowd.

@xnovax: Here ya go

@kiwi: Think fast!

And don't worry too much, it's just a fun little game right? There's only a handful of souls on the line.