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Posted in Lock please Posted 6 years ago
Can anyone recommend me a good coffee blend? I've been drinking instant coffee all week.
Posted in Greetings Posted 6 years ago
@Vermii: Thank you, my beautiful friend!

@Taffy: Aw, I'm sorry. I'd share with you if I could.
Posted in Greetings Posted 6 years ago
Bless this thread and everyone in it.

I've been playing Overwatch and I'm going to review some stuff for classes. I'm also stuffing my face with watermelon.
Posted in Heyoooo~ Posted 6 years ago
Welcome! I quite like Vaporeon or any ghost type.
Posted in The Fog: A Hangout Posted 6 years ago
@Vermii: We must go on a quest to get you a new laptop!
@Bou: Hoho Alexa play cotton eye joe
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
@Tuijp: But momma I don't like no McDonalds.
Posted in Welcome to Malwart (Walk-in rp) Posted 6 years ago


Obstructus sat contently in their office chair while clipping their mighty toenails. Their eyes were focused on a small security monitor that was hidden in a nook under their desk. One might wonder how Obi managed to steal this piece of equipment from the security office, and what possibly nefarious reasons they had for doing so. Certainly not an excuse to flirt with the head of security if caught.

The handsome and overqualified chief of human resources could not look away from the obvious lacquerista extraordinaire who suddenly graced the screen with her spidery presence. At that moment, Obi knew that nothing was more important than finding this queen and unlocking her secret to attaining polish perfection. Whether Obi couldn't see the chipped nail polish or was choosing to ignore it was unclear.

A second hadn't even passed following Tija's knock when Obstructus began to bolt out the door in an obsidian blur.

"HelloTijaDredgeisprobablydeadinaditchsomewherewhoknowsandcertainlyI'llberightbackgottagofast."

And just like that, Obi was gone.

...

The spook-on-a-mission Obstructus approached the charming arachnid in a graceful and professional manner.



"HELLO, MADAM. I WOULD LIKE TO ENQUIRE ABOUT YOUR TOES."
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


I really want to visit hangout threads more often. I'm too much of a drive-by poster.
Posted in Silly little Art Drop Posted 6 years ago
Imagine the Irken empire traveling through space and then they run into that derpy celestial being. That seems very in place for the show!
Posted in So, I was eating some grapes... Posted 6 years ago
@Tuijp: Oh no!
I would probably get you a tissue, friend.
Posted in So, I was eating some grapes... Posted 6 years ago
How's it going, grapenose?

HAH GOTTEEM.
Posted in Shenanigan Hour Posted 6 years ago
@Tuijp: They're too powerful to be killed by tweezers. Not to worry!
Posted in The Fog: A Hangout Posted 6 years ago
@Vermii: That I love you.
I want to say I miss playing Dead by Daylight, but then I get around to playing it and I'm like "oh".
Posted in Shenanigan Hour Posted 6 years ago
@Vermii:
@Tuijp:

I plucked them... but they will come back.

And in greater numbers.