Lazymarshmallow's posts

*holds sign* @Peony: There was no bribery... pestering yes.
*holds up another sign* I would have liked bribery.
*holds up sign* And how are you doing? *waves little paws*

*holds up sign* @Peony: Hello and greetings from a bunny.
*holds up another sign* I'm alright but I miss the moon.
*holds up one more sign* I was captured by @Mica and @Dowan and a bit coerced into drawing for this event.
:vanora_sweat:

*holds up sign*
Being a bunny is quite inconvenient.
*holds up another sign*
I'm actually alive-ish now.

*sneaks in and hides marshmallows*
Hi there! Looking good!

Nodding in agreement, Marshall headed back into camp with Jamie following. There was more than enough time and those berries did look delicious. It was always good to have surplus of food. Hmm... Yoah.... right. Why again? He hadn't been listening when Jamie was talking about that.

Strolling into camp languidly, he noticed Canette by the fire and no food cooked in sight. She seemed to be struggling to start a fire.

"You haven't started yet? Canette I'm starving!" as Marshall was saying this, a loud predatory growl resounded in the camp. "Foood! Need fooood."

"Well I'm glad to see you're alright Jamie!" Marshall said effusively. " Cannette's cooking some squirrels and I'm famished so if you want berries it's gonna have to be after I've had a bite to eat." he added frowning slightly as he rubbed his grumbling stomach.

Marshall perked up as he recalled something "I can even take you to a great spot for them! I've never seen their kind before." he said excitedly. "I was gonna get some too but I had my hands full with the wood and mushrooms."

"But Canette they looked so good and I'm famished." as he was saying this his stomach grumbled loudly. "Besides you know you don't have to worry, I have a great constitution! It was a really hard earned great constitution too. I woulda been fine in a couple of days." he said with a huge smile. "I've drunk Belladona and Oleander tea before and I hear it's poisonous. It only gave me a small headache."

Getting up and stretching he gave a sigh and then rummaged in his pouch. "Can you cook the squirrels I brought Canette?" he asked handing her a couple of dead squirrels. "I did find a couple of them after I found the mushrooms. What were they anyway? I thought they looked delicious."

Looking around Marshall wondered where Jaimie was. He cocked his head to the side as he heard something in the distance. It sounded like a large splash?

All was silent and the forest was peaceful when suddenly..."NO! Never again!" a scream resounded.

Marshall sat up suddenly gasping for breath in horror. Ten seconds later there was no sign of it. "Huh? What happened?"he asked looking around. "Oh! the mushrooms were a doozy..."

"Hey my comrades, what's for breakfast? he asked.

Meanwhile as his very close comrades were pondering his situation, Marshall was dreaming.

In color.

In technicolor.

Very bright technicolor.

In front of him stood his greatest fear. The horrifying vision of his nightmares. It was tiny but no less terrible for its diminutive size. The eldritch abomination from the depths of the Abyss who had unfortunately tricked him into becoming a disciple.

He was once more dressed in his apprentice uniform and he was sitting in the Lotus position in front of his master. “Master! Why are you here? I thought I had escaped you successfully!” he exclaimed dismayed his face horrified.

It opened its mouth to reply. "O%*66+#< ^ . ~ )."

"OhyesItoldyouIdid! They'rebittersweetandspicyandreallydelicious! Doyouwanna..." before he could finish, Marshall collapsed backwards.

His body lay completely still and no movement could be seen. Suddenly, a sound was heard.

....zzzzzZZZZZZ.... snort.... hmmmnnm.... zzzzzzzz

Humming to himself and swaying a bit, Marshall happily entered the camp. He had a bag of mushrooms and enough firewood to last a couple of days. For some strange reason his short auburn hair looked somewhat scruffy with leaves sticking out.

"James!Canette! Ihavefoundussomedeliciousmushrooms! Itriedsomeandittastedfantastic! Kindaspicybittersweet!" he said in a jumbled mass of words.

Excitedly, he proudly showed his bag of mushrooms to them. The bag had very vibrant red mushrooms in it and there was a suspicious looking fog emanating from the bag.

@dowan: My twin from another world... I wonder... I wonder...
@mica: Murderous aren't we... let's make flowahs!

Marshall Lowe grumbled ice blue eyes narrowed as he trudged through the Evergreen Forest collecting firewood as he went. Just because he was crap at cooking did not mean he had to be on firewood duty all the time. He's only burned water fifteen times or so... that wasn't much at all!

'Oh hey! Mushrooms! So bright and red with white spots too! It can't possibly be poisonous. Let's pick all of this. I'm sure those guys will be happy. Mushrooms are tasty.' Nodding at himself approvingly, he dropped the large bundle of firewood from his back to collect some mushrooms.

Unnoticed and hidden in the bushes, eyes watched closely as the slim human picked mushrooms. Beside him lay an almost humorously large bundle of firewood about more then half his size.