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Posted in Team Electric Cabin Posted 4 years ago
For more demonstrations of my extraordinary mentalist ability, send 10k to my paypal
Posted in Team Electric Cabin Posted 4 years ago
Fortunately for you, I enjoy our conversation, so I won't harm you!
Posted in Team Electric Cabin Posted 4 years ago
Is your name...
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Colan?
Posted in Team Electric Cabin Posted 4 years ago
Let me think... I'm gonna use my paranormal powers....
Posted in Team Electric Cabin Posted 4 years ago
I know you didn't mean it like that, but for a second I thought you were saying 'Monica', which is my name
Posted in Team Electric Cabin Posted 4 years ago
I will not, however, refute the rumors that I might be a reverse mermaid
Posted in Team Electric Cabin Posted 4 years ago
Are you accusing mermaids of half-cannibalism? Scandalous. Outrage!
Posted in SERVER UPGRADE COMPLETE! Posted 4 years ago
Thank you for the quick and efficient update!
Posted in Team Electric Cabin Posted 4 years ago
I prefer to eat fish, that is

I'm not a mermaid
Posted in Team Electric Cabin Posted 4 years ago
I'm more a fish person myself
Posted in Team Electric Cabin Posted 4 years ago
that's it on soy stuff though.
No soy protein |D they love meat too much.
Posted in Team Electric Cabin Posted 4 years ago
did I choose to put too much soy sauce?
well you'll have to talk to my lawyers
Posted in Team Electric Cabin Posted 4 years ago
Hey, I blame it on my parents xD
I didn't choose today's menu
Posted in Team Electric Cabin Posted 4 years ago
Raw soy cheese (tofu) |D