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Posted in Daily Lore & Evolving Goldfish Posted 5 years ago
You really are an unending source of sea knowledge huh
Posted in Daily Lore & Evolving Goldfish Posted 5 years ago
don't dolphins just rape other dolphins?
still disguting but that means we're in the clear
Posted in Daily Lore & Evolving Goldfish Posted 5 years ago
dang, but what if I'm coming from really far away???


Posted in Daily Lore & Evolving Goldfish Posted 5 years ago
How do I send them a warning
do they have facebook
Posted in Daily Lore & Evolving Goldfish Posted 5 years ago
the good thing about waterparks is having NO sand, why do they want to make it more like a beach like that? pls
Posted in Daily Lore & Evolving Goldfish Posted 5 years ago
if you're talking about the sperm whale, they don't really have sperm
if you're talking about them getting off underwater then I guess we should include shark sperm xDDD
Posted in Daily Lore & Evolving Goldfish Posted 5 years ago
just use a high pressure shower head

very high pressure
Posted in Daily Lore & Evolving Goldfish Posted 5 years ago
re:dirty ocean, that's why we must take a shower after the beach!!!
Posted in Daily Lore & Evolving Goldfish Posted 5 years ago
surfing is more like meditation than we''ve imagined!!!
Posted in Daily Lore & Evolving Goldfish Posted 5 years ago
I don't want to be excellent to the dog after she tried to bite me, but I'll try
Posted in Daily Lore & Evolving Goldfish Posted 5 years ago
I have never surfed in my life |D
Posted in Daily Lore & Evolving Goldfish Posted 5 years ago
oooh do you say 'totally tubular'? :P
Posted in Daily Lore & Evolving Goldfish Posted 5 years ago
wait, that's like the polar opposite xDDD
Posted in Daily Lore & Evolving Goldfish Posted 5 years ago
Fae Attenborough here, telling us all about feral corn snakes