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Posted in Post your Rants Posted 6 years ago
Never taking the bait. But I will say this.

Your opinions are boring and you're annoying. What a pitiful existence.
Posted in Post your Rants Posted 6 years ago
I'm getting so frustrated and I can't even complain because I know I'm being unreasonable and obnoxious.

Maybe I am just a selfish person, and the reputation is earned.

Or maybe I'm beginning to slip. Need to keep busy. Need to keep it from happening.
Posted in Io, The Blind Oracle: Tarot Posted 6 years ago
let's see what the dice have to say...
Posted in Io, The Blind Oracle: Tarot Posted 6 years ago
will it all work out?
Posted in Post your Rants Posted 6 years ago
good riddens, enjoy settling for less
Posted in Post your Rants Posted 6 years ago
There's so many parasites that pop up here just to milk the community. Go away.
Posted in [B]ought ✅ / lock pls ty Posted 6 years ago
Pay what you think is fair.
Posted in Wizard Wares: A Harry Potter Experience Posted 6 years ago

Fookbai's Wizard Pager Palace

It's not a large shop, but it's a shop nonetheless. Nestled Between a highly successful shop and its main competitor, Wizard Faxes, you stumble upon a place called "Fookbai's Wizard Pager Palace". Curious. Since you're a young wizard and it's the 90s, you can't help but walk into this quaint little store. The shelves are lined with strange, glass orbs, all varying in size and colour. There's some sort of glowing, swirling substance within them, but you don't feel any sense of power emanating from any of them.

There is also a man behind the counter, absentmindedly picking his teeth before he notices you approach. Leaning forward against the counter, he flashes you a cheap grin, his golden tooth catching the light with a glint:

"Hey there, name's Fritzwal. You look like you could do with a pager, what do ya say?"


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Location: Diagon Alley
Wares: Wizard Pagers
Shop Owner: Fritzwal

Name: Fritzwal Fookbai.
Gender: Male.
Age: 42.
Occupation: Shopkeeper and has some 'side-businesses'.
Former House: Slytherin.
Wand: Cherry wood, unicorn hair core. 9 inches. Gently used.
Wand Hand: Right.


Skin: Olive.
Eyes: Right is orange, left is yellow.
Hair: Wavy brown with some lighter streaks.
Height: 5'11".
Build: Under average.
Other: He has a gold tooth and unkempt stubble.
Style: He likes layers, usually has a partially-open button up shirt. Likes scarves.


Personality: Sleazy and smooth-talking, he's always looking to make a deal. Also likes to have a good time, but he puts making money above all else. Then he blows it on something stupid.
Intelligence: No book smarts, all street smarts.
Skills: Selling wares.
Weaknesses: He's terrible at magic. He also doesn't know anything about what's going on in the wizard world ever and just learns everything through secondhand gossip that he usually remembers wrong anyway.
Habits: Pocketing things that don't belong to him.
Hobbies: Debauchery.
Likes: Money, success, having a good time.
Dislikes: Wizard Faxes, being involved in other people's problems.
Fears: Wizard Fax becoming successful. Having to have an honest job.
Goals: To put a wizard pager in the hand of every wizard ever.


Family: None.
Enemy: Bumbly.


Patronus:
Boggart: A wizard cop.
Mirror of Erised: Him with a successful business in wizard pagers.
Amortentia: Scotch and musk.
Animagus: Not even remotely possible.
Legilimency: You don't want to know, don't go in there.
Posted in Wizard Wares: A Harry Potter Experience Posted 6 years ago
setting up dnp
Posted in How many Sea Shells do you have Posted 6 years ago
34 shells
Posted in How many Sea Shells do you have Posted 6 years ago
28 shells
Posted in How many Sea Shells do you have Posted 6 years ago
24 shells
Posted in How many Sea Shells do you have Posted 6 years ago
20 shells