Tuijp's posts

Good *nods*

I'm sure there are people who would eat it

A medium-sized chili pepper

Now pay me lotsa money so I can buy a private jet

I only eat pickles on a subway sandwich

No, ama, I'm a real burger

This is my body, bite me

See ya later Ven

@Vii: stop staring at the boobs

Worship me

There is one in a town nearby, but only because they sell a ton of other things as well

A rash on her face is too innocent

A STD that she got with a one night stand

Something so embarrassing she would never post about it on fb

@Glume: my father would've said 'files' instead of 'flies' #nerd

@Rayon Declaire: here, have a preview of what I'm working on:

Any sort of STD would do

Hey Ven

And let her post how she almost lost her leg on fb?