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Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago


Good... it wouldn't be pg 13 otherwise

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago


I'd... always have my soap on a rope, if you know what I mean

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago


Dutch prison is more like a hotel anyway

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago


I could survive the Dutch prison

Posted in CLOSED Posted 7 years ago


I will make muffins friday or saturday

Posted in Gew Mornin’ to those who are still awake Posted 7 years ago


@AelloTyphoeus: sneak into a suitcase!

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago


My neighbour was talking how his girlfriend watched crime shows, saying that some day, he would go to far and she would probably know how to kill him.
So I told him not to worry. I definitely know how to do it and that I could help her.

Posted in Gew Mornin’ to those who are still awake Posted 7 years ago


@AelloTyphoeus: just fly over! Totally worth it!

Posted in CLOSED Posted 7 years ago


Steal whatever he used to watch it and hide until he promises to not do that again

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago


Cheeseburger soup sounds better than bread pudding

Posted in Gew Mornin’ to those who are still awake Posted 7 years ago


Come over. The package with all the ingredients said it was enough for 4 and it will be just for me and 1 neighbour.

Posted in Gew Mornin’ to those who are still awake Posted 7 years ago


@AelloTyphoeus: Good because I'll be making pumpkin soup tomorrow

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago


I rent my house, so, if things have to be changed, the bill is for my landlord

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago


Pizza stew... oh why not
If Woezel escapes within the next few days, I know where to find her