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Posted in The sanctuary Posted 5 years ago



I can just call their mother stupid xD

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 5 years ago



I know the usual "me casa is tu casa" and, thanks to Friends, "Tu madre es loca"

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 5 years ago



You have other superpowers

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 5 years ago



I can Dutch, because of being Dutch
I can English, because internet
I can German, because of MTV Europe

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 5 years ago



For my father, they always went right over his head.
I learned how to recognise puns and jokes thanks to the internet. Also learned most of my English thanks to the internet.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 5 years ago



You do and I do (most of the time), but not everyone does. For example, people with autism have a hard time getting sarcasm and jokes.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 5 years ago



They were on a facebook page a while back. All the Dutch laughed at the bifi, because it's a brand of sausage
Those people now all know what it means when they see someone buy bifi sausages

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 5 years ago



Next to the gaydar and bifi, we also have the panscan, the transceiver and the acetrace

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 5 years ago



I received that pun with bifi



Posted in The sanctuary Posted 5 years ago



Pan-cakes, to match your avatar's shirt

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 5 years ago



I was deep asleep

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 5 years ago



I spend yesterday, half asleep, doing things for Voltra

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 5 years ago



It was way too warm here to do anything. Then, yesterday, the temperature was better and I was just too tired to do anything. I ran on 3 hours of sleep for a few nights.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 5 years ago



I’m too lazy to do mine