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Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago



Don’t listen to that silly girl, hangout. You’ll always be my little baby. *pets*

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago



Oh my! A lost Scot! In my tiny hangout! :o

Posted in Can't come on as much. Posted 6 years ago



Ah yeah internet providers who don’t do sh*t and don’t fix anything... got to love those.
I had 1 before and, after a while, was so fed up with them that I got myself a new provider (that was also cheaper). Then they came with “oh but we will fix it! And give you better internet! And for less! And give you some extra!”

Posted in Y'know what...? Posted 6 years ago



@Totalanimefan: oh yeah, very hard
/hangs on couch and browses voltra on phone

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago



Odin’s poop stinks

My landlord and son are in my garden for the shed. They got rid of some ivy first and then took down a tree.
It’s the third or fourth time someone tried to take it down, just for it to grow back.




@Another Movie Addict: that reminds me of when I was in kindergarten (kindergarten and elementary here are in the same building and, together, they’re grades 1 to 8).

A girl in school, who was in grade 8, was my absolute favourite of all people when I was 4 or 5. Her mother was one of the teachers and her brother was also in our school. I liked both, but not as much as I liked her.
Every break, I’d quickly go to her and stay with her until we had to go back to class.

When she left school, I was completely heartbroken. All I could do was cry.

That was the moment my mother realised I wasn’t exactly straight.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago



Stinky’s litter is close to the washing machine in a separate room

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago



That’s because he isn’t allowed in my room. I wouldn’t sleep if he was allowed there.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago



Ozzy is a gentleman. He does his business in the garden of the German neighbours

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago



Yes, who else?

Good thing I don’t have carpet

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago



My cat decided it’s a good to pee in the sink...

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago



She didn’t drink enough and started to shake like a maniac

Good time to start a wall building business in the UD these days

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago



Go drink some or before you do the same as Angela Merkel

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago



Did you srink enough?