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Posted in Get Santa! (And win prizes) Posted 6 years ago
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My fingertips hurt the most, since I burned them on an iron bowl with hot oil in it

Big kitty

Posted in Get Santa! (And win prizes) Posted 6 years ago
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My fingertips and back hurt

Posted in That moment when Posted 6 years ago
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@Q t e a p o n: I have a sliding door and big window next to it. It’s 6 feet high and both are 5 feet long.
I need curtains for them. <.< >.>

Posted in Get Santa! (And win prizes) Posted 6 years ago
Posted in r the forums always this ded Posted 6 years ago
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@Kid: meanwhile, in the staff cave:


Posted in That moment when Posted 6 years ago
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@SirLionelNigelConrad: calling you out

Posted in That moment when Posted 6 years ago
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You decide to check that new notification before going to the toilet and you get:



Damnit >.>

Posted in r the forums always this ded Posted 6 years ago
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@milky prince: head mod here. What did you want to tell me?

Posted in Today is the day! Posted 6 years ago
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He’s more an overpaid worker.
“Hey, this broke. Fix it.”

Posted in Get Santa! (And win prizes) Posted 6 years ago
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Florida has summer and semi-summer

Posted in Today is the day! Posted 6 years ago
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My landlord just hites people when there is anything wrong.
Up for this year: the shed needs renewing and the house needs a new layer of paint outside.

I just have to clean up outside, so they can easily reach the house to paint it and pay my €550 per month.

Posted in Today is the day! Posted 6 years ago
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I’m fine with renting my little witch house and not adulting

Posted in Post your Rants Posted 6 years ago
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I often feel like George Harrison: I do my thing, but, when it comes to it, no one remembers me


Posted in Today is the day! Posted 6 years ago
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My bro gave me lego for my birthday before