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Posted in Thnks fr th Mmrs Posted 6 years ago
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I'm still a spider. I just crawled on someone's head.

Posted in Thnks fr th Mmrs Posted 6 years ago
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Let me be a magical creature, Dommy D<

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My eyes are blue, but it depends on how I feel which shade of blue they are

Posted in Thnks fr th Mmrs Posted 6 years ago
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I have coffee but I'm too lazy to make some

Posted in Writing Prompt Wednesday! Win a CRATE! Posted 6 years ago
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@Saeyra: /thinks of something to make a commercial about

Posted in Writing Prompt Wednesday! Win a CRATE! Posted 6 years ago
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@Millet: ...radio commercial? Really?
And I can do it for a 90 ft dragon, right?

Posted in Thnks fr th Mmrs Posted 6 years ago
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"I will eat you!" doesn't work either

Posted in Too much stuff! Come. Take it all! Posted 6 years ago
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Maybe he didn't wash his hair for a while and the beanie is now stuck on it because it's that gross.

Posted in I wish I didn't have whiplash! Posted 6 years ago
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Granted, but just your body parts. Your foot is now in the UK, head in the USA, arm in China and an ear in South Africa.

I wish I had more money

Posted in Thnks fr th Mmrs Posted 6 years ago
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Nope... but it was worth a shot

Posted in Thnks fr th Mmrs Posted 6 years ago
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Already said he'd have to buy new things from his own money when he destroys something

Posted in Thnks fr th Mmrs Posted 6 years ago
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Odin thinks the same

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Somehow destroying things is fun

Posted in Thnks fr th Mmrs Posted 6 years ago
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That is good