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Posted in Halloween at Hogwarts! Posted 7 years ago
SLYTHERIN REPRESEEEEEENTTT
Posted in SPOOPY Posted 7 years ago
y'all talk hella fast dear lawdy
@bean: @mdom: okay you guys win a highfive I give in

now go make me a poem or three
Posted in Trick's Avatar Contest Posted 7 years ago
can staff enter?
@Bean: you know it was for you bonnie-baby
@mdom: true true, was going to save that for valentines day but true

hmmm whatelsewhatelse
@Lina: ehhh but then I have to reaad them
Posted in Viv's Costume Contest Posted 7 years ago
@ghost: now even after it is fixed it will be immortalized forever :')
Mdom:
roses are red
violets are blue
you already don't have a face
now I'mma scalp you

Bean:
roes are red
violets a blue
i dont like you
please get the clue

roses are red
violets are blue
mdom is scary
they just did a taboo

Chai:
Roses are red,
violets are blue
that white stuff on the floor
isn't glue

it's snow...guys

Dowan:
You see me comin'
But it ain't a scythe you spy
That piece underneath

DeimosPoe24:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
So is the Dead guy
Who's walking towards you
Posted in Caro's Hallo-Hangout! Posted 7 years ago
gosh dangit i need to earn monies so i can out-avi fozzy
Posted in Viv's Costume Contest Posted 7 years ago
ah yes I love vivienne's subtle "fuk y'all"
▐▐ Da fuk is dis ⋮⋮ Hello and welcome to User's Contest of Contest of Contests!!!
▐▐ What u doin bruh??1? ⋮⋮ I am going to use this thread as an excuse for posting!

⋮⋮ THE CONTEST:
basically just make a "roses are red" poem or any poem that is either 1: really innapropriate, 2: spooky, or 3: extremely innapropriate and maybe kind of spooky

basically whoever can get away with borderline nsfw stuff WINS!

⋮⋮ Prizes:
Winner will receive 200 Ohms and everyone else gets absolutely nothing cause I aint a freaking charity

⋮⋮ Example:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is hard
Like I am for you


▐▐ Rules/Notes:
1: Ping me and then have your poem in a spoiler
2: There really isn't anything else to say other than don't make them borin okay
3: Oh yeah and they don't have to be roses are red style, haiku or other forms works as well



▐▐ Other statements ⋮⋮ enjoy my thread okay


Posted in The Reaping Ritual Begins! Posted 7 years ago
MY BODY IS READY
Posted in Voltra's Price Guide - Updated 4/14/2018 Posted 7 years ago
Might I suggest throwing things in spoilers? or coding them so the page isnt so stretched out?