Vaughn's posts

AHHHHHH! one nibbled me. halp.

A million mate. I'm an airship pilot, I prefer being away from where they thrive.

Imma barf....

I think I'm going to faint, guys.

If I die, tell Val and that silly bug of hers that I love them.

(2/7 spiders swatted)

Tag your online friends to help ya! I DONT WANT TO BE HERE. IM SORRY VAL. IM BLOODY SORRY YOU SPITEFUL PINK HEADED LOVE OF MINE.

I probably deserve it.

*is actively hiding in a corner screaming bloody murder.*

I am indeed crying, I miss my pumpkin so much.
I can explain, I really really can. No BS excuses.

I PROMISE I CAN EXPLAIN. ITS NOT MY FAULT. I TRIED BUT I AM TERRIFIED OF SPIDERS SO PLEASE DONT ABANDON ME, MATES!!!

Mecha spiders! I hate spiders, I hate spiders, I HATE SPIDERS!!

QUEST: ROLL A 20 SIDED DIE. Once you have accumulated Seven 20's rolled the spiders will have been defeated.!!!

How to make a guy feel like a dirtbag 101. 10/10 Val....I'm sorry I hurt you so....I'm bloody sorry....


The door unlocks and a tearful Vaughn pushes through to be reunited with his daughter.

Until the floorboard falls beneath his feet and he drops into his final challenge

"Merry Solstice Vaughn,
I refuse to believe ya dead.
I took over your shop, I'm not sorry. You shouldn't have abandoned it.
I've been living off what Volkan sends me for months. Depressed.
Self loathing.
Dissociative.
Trying to distract myself head deep in whateva' new thing I be inventin'.
Anything to stop thinkin' about ya.
Changed the name to "Reduce, Reuse, Reinvent"
I knew you were kinda passionate about waste and 'goin' green'.
I guess this is my way to honor ya.
If you're dead, I hate not being able to say goodbye.
But if you're out there...somewhere...and you ran away.
I hate you.
A couple more months will be two years. "

"Wow this place is getting messed up. I wonder if you ever saw the famous Cirque ad Infinitum.
Can ya believe a grown man knocked me out cuz he thought I was possessed by a demon?
Can ya believe Voltra was a target to a grand demon's attack?
It's like the life in my world left with ya.
Ha.
ha..."

"It's been a year. I was offered to make a grave for you and I died a lil' inside.
The place is filthy. I'm filthy. Haven't taken a bath in...I don't remember.
I'm not okay. I'm worried. I refuse to believe you're dead. "