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Posted in ***MATCHA'S GACHA*** Posted 6 years ago

There is no rule that says you cannot XD queen of trash rolled a 4 three times XD
Posted in ***MATCHA'S GACHA*** Posted 6 years ago

Already one that 1 once if I am correct.
Posted in ***MATCHA'S GACHA*** Posted 6 years ago

Yeh 1 more 0 XD
Posted in ***MATCHA'S GACHA*** Posted 6 years ago

1 prize left if I am correct.
Posted in ***MATCHA'S GACHA*** Posted 6 years ago

Congrats you.
Posted in ***MATCHA'S GACHA*** Posted 6 years ago

Maybe the bluetooth connection in my room is not that great.
Posted in ***MATCHA'S GACHA*** Posted 6 years ago

I thought let's use my keyboard with my tablet. Dang that thing was slow. Typing on my tablet goes faster.
Posted in ***MATCHA'S GACHA*** Posted 6 years ago

@Kitalpha Hart: Sorry to hear that.

@SnakeWeaver: shoot me.

@Peachy: back with a vengeance

Only 2 prizes left guys. 0 and 100.

Posted in ***MATCHA'S GACHA*** Posted 6 years ago

Last joke for now. Will go to bed and then come on my tablet in about 10 minutes.

The man was hit in the head with a can of Sprite.
He's okay, it was a soft drink.

Posted in ***MATCHA'S GACHA*** Posted 6 years ago

Dear RNG let me roll that 100. I would love to win that prize. I will love you forever
I guess they fell asleep. They mentioned earlier they where tired.

Posted in ***MATCHA'S GACHA*** Posted 6 years ago

Hmm the RNG seems now done with us.

Why couldn't the keyboard sleep?
Because it has 2 shifts.

Posted in ***MATCHA'S GACHA*** Posted 6 years ago

Why can't you trust trees?
Because they are shady.

My source is https://lamejokes.org/ XD

Posted in ***MATCHA'S GACHA*** Posted 6 years ago

Why can't a bike stand up on it's own?
Because it's two tired.

Posted in ***MATCHA'S GACHA*** Posted 6 years ago

Guess the RNG liked that lame joke XD

What kind of music is a balloon scared of?
Pop music.