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I had to do literally a hundred of these at summer camp once.
I forget what they are called but pretty much you write down the alphabet
spread out wide on one piece of paper . and you try to find the biggest 'word' in the code.
For this puzzle it was "JKIFEXDRE" You might go through a ton of papers of the alphabet but
you basically shift them all over one and test to see if it translates the word.
SO this cipher pushes the alphabet forward 17 paces to rearrange it.
The only reason why I didn't go through 17 pages of white paper to get is because
when I saw the Z alone I knew it represented a vowel, so just skipped to all versions of decoding
where I or A would be Z so got it within 3 papers (because I messed up the first one)
if someone knows an easier way let me know haha

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