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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 05:35:12 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Jake laughed a little.

"Of course." he said.

"Leo's always working on new tech." he reasoned.

"So how have you been?" he asked.

"We say hi every day, pretty much, but rarely chat." he said.

"So how's life been for you?"

...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 05:36:36 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
"Things are all right. Just got some massive frustrations over people not taking me seriously." Lunet admitted.

"I mean, yeah. I get it, I'm young and blind. Doesn't mean you have to shit on me." She added, a bit of venom to her voice. It wasn't hard to guess that it wasn't directed at him exactly, but was still quite frustrating.

"I just hate it."

"How about you? Things going well with you and Anya?"

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 05:56:52 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Jake sighed.

"It's stupid how people are still so bigoted... even to their own kind." he muttered.

"Human history is depressing." he said. "Sometimes I wonder why I even bothered to study it..." he went on, but then paused.

"Ah! Myself and Anya." he quickly said.

"We're doing all right." he told her.

"Still as healthy as ever, though she's dealing with a nightmare 'client'..." he admitted.

...and I'll forgive thy
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 05:57:58 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
Lunet paused.

"You studied it?" She asked, her voice curious.

"And nightmare clients can't be fun." She added before pausing. "Although isn't she a demon? So wouldn't a nightmare be kinda part for the course with her?"

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 06:16:27 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Jake chuckled.

"The 'client' is another demon she's working with in terms of liaison work, and he's just being difficult." he told her. "He keeps up, she may need to... 'coerce' him..." he mumbled.

"And yeah, I studied human history." he confirmed.

"I mean, I have a PhD in Sociology." he said.

"Knowing human history is quite useful for studying society's past, present, and 'predicting' its future."

...and I'll forgive thy
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 06:19:24 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
Lunet was silent for a moment.

"A PhD?" She asked.

"So what, should I be calling you a doctor, just not of a medical variety??"

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 06:40:08 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

"Ohhhh, please don't." Jake responded.

"I didn't get a PhD to be called 'Doctor'." he told her. "If that were the case, I wouldn't still be working at this job." he reasoned. "I'm perfectly happy just being Jake Pafford." he assured her.

"And I mostly studied it to blend in." he then said.

"So no, don't call me Doctor or anything." he reiterated.

"...but yeah, a PhD." he chuckled. "Sometimes -I- forget I have it!" he then laughed.

...and I'll forgive thy
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 06:41:15 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
"Ok then Doctor Pafford." Lunet responded with a chuckle.

"But cool. How long have you had that?" She asked, her voice curious.

"And did it actually help?"

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 07:00:56 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Jake groaned at being called 'Doctor', and shook his head.

"DON'T make that a thing..." he pleaded.

"And I've had it for... years." he said. "Years and years." he went on. "...centuries, really." he continued. "Back when I was still kind of new to integrating with human society for... real. Like, getting a job and career and crap." he said further.

"Also, yeah. It did." he confirmed.

"Was able to use it to stop people from finding myself out, and friends of mine." he informed her. "Sent them on a red herring trail. Odds are they ended up questioning their own sanity by the end of it." he laughed.

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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 07:02:57 )

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"... that'd be fantastic to get a vide of. I get that it can't be done, but man that'd be tasty." Lunet commented.

"And centuries, huh? Maybe you should update it." she added.

"For no reason other than why not?"

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 07:22:31 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

"It really would be." Jake agreed.

"And I do keep updating it." he told her. "Continuing education and all that." he said.

"It's honestly a fascinating... if a bit depressing... subject." he told her further, as Leo stepped through the doors and smiled.

"Hello!" he greeted them.

"Hey." Jake responded.

"I'm here to grab Lunet, as I'm sure she's said." Leo then chuckled.

"Ah-yup." Jake confirmed.

...and I'll forgive thy
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 07:24:23 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
"Considering you're age is probably as close to most mortals will ever understand as eternal, you should probably go get a fresh degree. Just for appearances with those that will die and live normal lives." Lunet said as she got to her feet.

"You and Leo? You're weird. You don't die." She added with a laugh.

"I dunno, it's a thought. Anyway, hey Leo."

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 07:43:56 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

"Hey, I die." Jake responded. "Or, rather, I will." he then clarified. "It'll just take a long while. Reptiles generally have VERY long lives after all." he reasoned to her.

"And... to say I don't die is technically correct, but at the same time, isn't." Leo interjected.

"I already have." he mumbled.

"Anyway! Hi!" he then responded to Lunet.

"I'm good to go if YOU are." he told her.

"And you've given me food for thought." Jake then said. "I'll ponder what you said about a new degree."

...and I'll forgive thy
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 08:26:02 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
"I have a knack for that." Lunet commented.

"Being blind gives me a different perspective, I guess." she added with a shrug.

"Anyway, I'll see you later doctor Pafford!" Was her farewell before approaching Leo.

"Le's'go."

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 20:38:31 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Jake let out another audible groan, and slowly put his head on his desk.

"Doctor?" Leo asked.

"DON'T." Jake responded bluntly and loudly.

"...right then." Leo mumbled, before looking at Lunet.

"All right, let's go." he said. "You want anything before we head back to your place?" he asked. "Like something from the coffee shop that's a minute away from here?" he offered.

"Or just head to your home?"

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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 20:49:15 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
Lunet just laughed before looking to Leo.

"He's got a PhD in sociology." She told him honestly.

"So technically..." She trailed off with a shrug.

"And coffee? yes. Please. I'd love some."

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 21:11:09 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

"All right, let's go then." Leo said.

"Bye, then!" Jake called to them as they left the area and went outside.

"...you really ARE a bit of scamp, aren't you?" Leo asked Lunet.

"Something tells me you JUST discovered that." he said further.

"And you were tormenting him, weren't you?" he asked her with a light chuckle.

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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 21:16:18 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
"Yes, yes, and yes." Lunet answered.

"I did." She added.

"But hey. He shouldn't have told me if he didn't want me to respect him in such a way." There was definitely a playful tone to her voice.

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Voltie — The Dude Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 21:44:21 )
Forgive, O Lord,
my little jokes on thee...

Leo just laughed again.

"Lunet, you're one in a million." he said.

"So, whatcha want?" he asked.

"Hot or cold drink?" he asked her. "And want a pastry or something to go with?" he asked further.

"On me, of course."

...and I'll forgive thy
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Donator — Female Posted 3 years ago ( 2021/06/4 21:46:08 )

| ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ!
"Careful. That's dangerous." Lunet commented.

"Give me a limit. My default drink isn't the cheapest." She added.

"as for pastry or something. Yes. Their lemon pops are damned tasty."

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