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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 05:15:06 )
Love these. They're fantastic xD
Anarchist Beauty:
Good morning students!
I'm thinking I might do my little joke morning announcements like I had done at Solia while I was still active there 5 million years ago.
Here are a few examples of my little joke announcements, let me know what you think of them and if it would be something fun to do here!

Good morning students!
Here's your daily #HogwartsAnnouncement and reminder that just because it's October doesn't mean the Forbidden Forest is suddenly open to the public! It is still a dark, dangerous, and forbidden place to be. Keep on the school approved grounds or we'll let whatever is in that forest eat you.
Also, your Care of Magical Creatures class has been cancelled for the day as Hagrid has a cold.
Have a magical day!


Good morning students!
I hope you all are enjoying our Halloween Event and I would like to remind several first years that spotting Sir Nicholas does not count as finding a ghost.


This afternoons #hogwartsannouncement will be about St. Patrick's Day which is tomorrow!

Do NOT under ANY circumstances jinx or otherwise charm someone for not wearing green. As it has always been a GENTLE pinch, such as one you'd give your grandmother! Nothing more.

Please note that Slytherin's are NOT excluded just because of their House uniform. You, too, must have another object of green on or you are fair game. Do not go crying to your Head of House because some Hufflepuff laid their hands on you. Suck it up and wear some green.

Teachers are NOT to be pinched. You may, however, poke them with your wand. And no, you may not ask Professor Longbottom if his boxers are green! Only I can do that.

Please remember to be safe and respectful of others tomorrow and don't cause an incident! We don't need to give Filch anything more to whine about.


There you go and I hope they amuse you as much as they amused me writing them (and finding them again!).
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Voltie Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 05:32:44 )
Only alarmingly if we were actually serial killers. ;D

And thanks Sha! :D
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Donator — Nerd Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 05:34:00 )
I'm more a cereal killer than a serial killer..
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Voltie Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 05:35:03 )
Same, same. xD
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Donator — Nerd Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 05:35:32 )
But don't test me,
I'll beat anyone up.
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Voltie — He/Him Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 05:36:35 )
Or...OR...you could voice your opinion of theater in my new forum :P

The Broken Leg: Theater Club!
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Voltie Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 05:37:56 )
I'll kick anyone's ass.
I'll kick your ass, I'll kick your brother's ass, I'll kick my own ass.
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Voltie — He/Him Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 05:38:54 )
I feel like that's a line from something....lol
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Donator — Nerd Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 05:39:59 )
Same..
But I can't put my mouth on where it's from..
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^Ana >Lina.
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Voltie Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 06:03:30 )
Idk, I saw it online. lol
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Donator — Minya Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 08:07:05 )
Lol. Ana. you are silly.
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Voltie Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 08:08:33 )
I'm hilarious.
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Donator — Anything Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 08:16:52 )
Accurate statement is accurate. But you should totes do announcements again. Yush. Do it.
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Voltie Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 08:30:39 )
I might, just because they're fun.

Should I go with Trio era or stick with post-trio?
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Voltie — He/Him Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 08:44:31 )
Do whatever you want! :)
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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 09:09:36 )
@Anarchist Beauty: you're welcome... I feel like running around g clicking buttons in signatures.
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Voltie Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 09:13:32 )
/rolls through
I swear, every time I see your hangout, Ana, I want to binge watch the series again.
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Voltie — Sha/female Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 09:15:12 )
Let's do it!! :vanora_heart: mara thon mara thon!
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Currently recovering from large amounts of PTSD. I'll post when I can, please ping for replies. Things are very difficult for me right now.

Voltie Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 09:16:39 )
I should too. I haven't watched them all back to back in probably a few months now. xD
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Voltie — He/Him Posted 7 years ago ( 2017/09/6 09:17:51 )
It only takes like 22hours without any of the special features.... :vanora_sweat:
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