Hm, this actually is tough.
Psh...
Uh, me and my mom have been rescuing animals since forever so one day back when it was just us before my step dad was in the picture and before my brother was born, when we were heading back to the appartement one day we stumbled upon an injured bunny. It wasn’t doing a good job of hiding. It’s butt was sticking out of the hiding spot, that’s how we found it. Well, we noticed that is too injured to take care of itself at the moment so we gently caught it and took it inside to bandage it up so it could heal properly without any issue. We made a little habitat for it with sticks, grass, and flowers, stuff it would encounter outside, and hid vegetables in it so the rabbit still had to look for its own food so it didn’t get dependent on us. We kept the habitat in the bathroom because that was the largest room in the apartment at the time and we could keep the cats away from it. Well one day we came back home and the bathroom door had been opened. So we panic a little thinking the cats opened the door and got the bunny, but when we go in we find the cats hiding in a corner terrified and the bunny unharmed, sliding around in the bathtub minding its own business. I still have no idea what the bunny did to the cats to freak them out that much, but whatever it did the cats never messed with it again. We released it back into the wild shortly after since it was obviously well enough by then to take care of itself.

And I’m glad brother is not on here because if he was he’d kill me for telling you this, but when he was little he did this thing where he’d get on all fours and run backwards and try to ram his backside into you and trip you. We called it the butt attack.

We'll carry on

Bunnies look cute but can be mean animals. We had them in high school and, when the school was closed during the summer, they went home with the students. We always had a bunny and one of them was really nasty. He would bite my mother and attack the cats and dog.
Butt attacks sound awkward.

We'll carry on

When my brother did that, I just shot arrows back

We'll carry on

Those aren't too legal around here

We'll carry on

I don't think it would've been good for us either

I was almost attacked by a very pregnant squirrel so I am very familiar with how threatening and terrifying they can be for their small size.

Lol. I find this all very hilarious to read it and listen to.

Lol. Right! But I like the animal stories better!

Oh! That reminds me!

So my older brother has a dog that is big like a German Shepard but he is black and a mutt right? So I was watching my niece she was about seven months at the time and laying down on the blanket I made her. She was sleeping. The dog goes over to her to sniff her and check her out right? So my cat (the black and white Norwegian forest cat before he died) was in a back room sleeping and he comes flying out of the bedroom he was hiding in and slapped the dog in the face and hissed at him. The dog moved away quickly and my cat laid down next to the baby. It was funny cause it was like my cat just knew the dog was messing with her and was all this is my baby! Lol