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Voltie — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/29 17:48:25 )

@Anarchist Beauty: Damn, that sounds awful. I know why we have hiccups but I still ask why...why hiccups


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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/29 17:50:33 )
@RainbowPanda: Hiccups are an understandable part of life.
Hiccups multiple times a DAY, is just wholly unacceptable.
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Donator — Puzzling Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/29 17:56:45 )


@Anarchist Beauty: I'm starting to think this 'fun' trip was really one of those time share things. "Here are some wonderful human meat suits!" in reality, it was the meat suits no one else wanted and they couldn't get rid of. We should have went through a different dealer.

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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/29 18:05:59 )
@Miss Kitty: Definitely should have went through that fine print with a fine tooth comb.
All the dealers are probably the same though!
"Take a lifetime trip to earth! See the world! Have lunch on the French Riviera! Board a jet to Hong Kong! Fall in love!"
And then they stick us in these withering, decrepit, dysfunctional meat sacks for 80+ years and we don't get to do ANY of those things!
This one has never even left her home country!
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/29 18:15:08 )
@Anarchist Beauty: Yeah, I am so lucky to have free healthcare :o I'd never heard of it before either, it's quite rare apparently. So many problems with these meatsacks eh?
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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/29 18:19:10 )
@sunny: So many.
Management really needs to start including a little "what could happen" pamphlet when you sign up to go on a Human Tour.
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/29 18:33:10 )
@Anarchist Beauty: Yes. Always think twice before taking on a meatbag form. Very dangerous.
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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/29 18:41:24 )
@sunny: Never seems to work out well.
Some lucky bastard got Paris Hilton, and we get Background Character #56430.
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Voltie — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/29 19:11:42 )

@Anarchist Beauty: Yeah exactly, I just don't get it.


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Donator — she, her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/29 22:31:49 )
Empathy. This vessel feels too much of everything.
Also, this vessel doesn't stay on this plain when it sleeps, so it wakes up exhausted AF.
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Angus 6/23/19
Mom 6/29/19
Dad 11/29/2021

Donator — They/Them Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/30 01:07:33 )
Depression, anxiety, inability to focus at times while other times becoming absolutely fixated on something for hours or days, etc. >>
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Donator — She/Her Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/30 02:51:30 )
Depression, Anxiety, with seasonal allergies all year round.
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If you can’t say something nice, Don’t say anything at all!

Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/30 04:18:19 )
We\'ll carry on


@Anarchist Beauty: yes that is one of the things that can happen with Marfan

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Donator — - Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/30 04:28:41 )
I get addicted to things extremely easily, Lupus, allergies to seemingly everything, insomnia yet the ability to magically fall asleep while driving, even if it's just 10 minutes and I have nearly killed myself and the family on two separate occasions doing so, klutzy, extremely short fused at times and other times extremely patient, I have the ability to eat as much as possible in one sitting and still be hungry, among other things.
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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/30 05:16:56 )
@Gatorlec: You should definitely not be allowed to drive then.
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Donator — - Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/30 05:22:53 )
@Anarchist Beauty: Haha, agreed. I don't unless I have to. I have to get up at least an hour before work, even though it really only takes me 20 or so minutes to get ready, only because the longer I am awake prior, the less tired I get.

It's a bit strange because I will be fine and wide awake until the car starts moving. I think it might have something to do with having insomnia, even as a little boy. Until my my mom started working nights, she would be desperate to get me tf to sleep and drive around aimlessly, since that worked every time.
: P
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Donator — Female Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/30 05:25:51 )
I don't think I can ever heal,
Ever replace that hole your death tore in me.


My shell is a female. And that has it's own host of problems //dies.

Beyond that, the sharp stabbing pain in her side really is infuriating. At least that will be taken care of once she gets that blessed referral she's waiting on.
Oh, and the fact that she can't seem to ever decide if she's hungry or not. That's irritating too.

Let's not even touch on her mentality. Because that's a whole new ball game.


Feb 17/69 - November 07/16
I miss you more than you can ever know.
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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/30 16:24:26 )
@Lady Luna: Designated Female At Birth meatbags are so irritating after they hit puberty.
Like whoa, I definitely did not sign up for all that mess.
No one at the Human Tours Dealership warned me about that, and it should be grounds for a full refund.
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Donator — Female Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/30 17:47:56 )
I don't think I can ever heal,
Ever replace that hole your death tore in me.


@Anarchist Beauty: Completely agree.
DX
So not fun.
And so painful too. LIke... why would ANYONE sign up for this if they knew in advance?


Feb 17/69 - November 07/16
I miss you more than you can ever know.
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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/30 17:50:43 )
@Lady Luna: I definitely would have signed on for a male vessel if I had known the kind of pain that came with being female.
Never ever select "either", always check that "male" box!
And to think I didn't listen to previous renters.
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