I wish I didn't have whiplash!

onsenmark

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Granted. Sadly, it's in Zimbabwean dollars.

I need some new Nendoroids.

Kozi

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Granted! Too bad their heads were sold separately. Enjoy your collection of tiny plastic guillotine victims.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

onsenmark

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Granted. But the sleep is SO good, you basically have insomnia for the next three months.

I wish Crunchyroll's site wasn't such a piece of crap.

See what conventions I'll be at next

Final Fantasy XV: Worst. Bachelor Party. EVER.

Millet

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Millet, spilling the tea:

Granted! But now they charge three times more calling it the "quality tax".

I wish I was better about staying hydrated!

Aesyn

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Yes, Dark Dowan, Master~

Granted, but now you have to go to the loo every ten minutes.

I wish I...knew what kind of wish I want to make

Does it please you, Master Dowan~?

Tuijp

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We\'ll carry on

Granted, you know what kind your u want to make, but you can't say, write or even sign what it is

I wish this hay fever would go away

Kozi

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Granted! But now you’re allergic to anything containing water.. Hope you weren’t thirsty.

I wish things would stop waking me up.

Tuijp

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We\'ll carry on

Granted. Nighty night, Princess Aurora. Good luck with sleeping a 1,000 years or more.

I wish I knew what to buy for my brother's birthday that isn't way too expensive.

Yes, Dark Dowan, Master~

Granted - you know what to get and manage to buy it - but your brother accidentally trashes it within five minutes of being gifted it.

I wish I could write this story out that's been in my head for ages.

Does it please you, Master Dowan~?

"I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing."

Ping me for a response.

"Someday, somewhere, somehow..."

Millet

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Millet, spilling the tea:

Granted. you finish writing it as a elderly person and pass on peacefully before being able to successfully publish it.

I wish the cooler weather was here already. I despise heat and humidity!

Tuijp

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We\'ll carry on

Granted. It's now -50C (aka I'm-freezing-my-balls-off F).

I wish it was Halloween already.

Robyn

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@Tuijp: Granted. But now you have to wait 5 years for the next Halloween. x.x

I wish I ran a restaurant I could get free food from.

Millet

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Millet, spilling the tea:

Granted! But the food is not that of the nutritious variety and you deteriorate as a result of over reliance!

I wish the United States healthcare system wasn't such a mess!