I wish I didn't have whiplash!

Spark

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WHY WOULD YOU DO ME LIKE THAT, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS DIPPER.

Haha jk.

Granted, you do it only once and never again and you live in filth for the rest of your life.

I wish Frizz knew how much I adore her as a little sister in the most accurate way that I feel in my feathery heart.

Aesyn

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Yes, Dark Dowan, Master~

asdfghjkl you consider yourself my friend? ;w;

Granted but Static feels neglected and plots to start a Voltra War just to get back at both of you.

help why am i doing this to the beautiful NPCs

I wish I could see the Immoral Bird Man one more time (yes I mean immoral)

Does it please you, Master Dowan~?

Mousy

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Granted, but that's all you ever see for forever? (honestly idek whats goin on in that wish and it looks like no one else does and i just want the game to continue. XD)

I wish these Tater-tots were crispier.

Millet

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Millet, spilling the tea:

Granted, so crispy that you chip a tooth on em'!

I wish I'd stop getting that rippy skin thing next to my nails that essentially unzips my flesh.

Mousy

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@millet: Oh Geez you made me cringe!

Granted, it's no longer next to your nails, but now it's next to your scalp by every hair follicle that a hair falls out of or gets pulled out of.

I wish that mosquitoes would just go away.

Aesyn

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Yes, Dark Dowan, Master~

lmao check my profile for the beautiful Immoral Bird Man lmao

Granted but a swarm of evil vampires take their place.

I wish I could do well on these tests.

Does it please you, Master Dowan~?

"I'm the loser of the game you didn't know you were playing."

Ping me for a response.

"Someday, somewhere, somehow..."

Kozi

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Granted! But they are the last tests you will succeed at. Hopefully you don’t have any more tests in life...

I wish to find awesome during my thrifting travels today!

Laulipeachy

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Granted but you'll regret it, aw :c

I wish for great weather tomorrow!

Questing: click here!

Auxillatrix

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Granted, but every day after that will be horrible weather for everyone everywhere.

I wish for free ice cream all around.

26 // Michigan // Goat enthusiast
If you don't ping me I'll miss you!

RainbowPanda

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Granted but you'll have a constant brain freeze everyday if you eat it.

I wish I didn't have to do math T_T

Spark

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Granted, but as a result you lose all mathematical skills and need to live with a place that has an on site social worker
to do everything for you such as count your bills, tally your groceries, etc.

I wish Static would hop on and corrupt some wishes, with us!

Kozi

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Granted! Buthe falls asleep half way through and then sdfsjhgzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............

I wish for a big tub of chocolate ice cream!

Matcha

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....grrantEd....y-yoour organnns freeeze ....c-conSTRICT...& y-you die.

................It wishes...for...d-desIREs and NO paiiinn.

Kozi

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@Anon: Well then, that happened. LOL

Granted! FAR, FAR AWAY. But with cake, and happiness and friends. I feel bad wrecking this one, sorry.

I wish for fun and merriment!
:vreg-celebrate:

Spark

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Granted Kozi, but without the hard times, we have nothing to learn from. So societies idea of fun and merry turns out after centuries to be really rather morally dissapointing.

I wish to get more winners in my event thread!