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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 17:03:34 )
We\'ll carry on


Oh oh oh! I'll help and send my brother and my neighbour with his big moobs

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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 17:09:28 )
Just tell him "maybe you should fuck a cactus" and when he says no tel him "no, I'm sure you'll like it. I'm sure you'll change your mind. Just do it."
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 18:29:26 )

He kept saying yesterday that I needed a boyfriend, lol because my friend and I are too weak to hook up my new ac unit.

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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 18:33:22 )
We\'ll carry on


If you need a boyfriend for that, I know several guys who also need a boyfriend

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 18:53:53 )

Exactly. -w- my friend and I are perfectly capable of installing my unit.

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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 19:10:08 )
My mom's fiance learned real quick that my momma don't need nobody.
She does things her damn self, and if she needs help, I will help her.
He's said a few times "I would have helped" and we're just like "we got this".
Like look, I don't need a big, strong man to do things for me.
I need a small weight lifting kit and time to get stronger my damn self.
And then I will bench press whatever fuck nugget tries to tell me I need a man.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 19:13:54 )
We\'ll carry on


One of my neighbours told me I should go out more, so I could a nice relationship. I told another, the grandson of my landlord and an old friend of one of my old friends, and he said that, if they say that again, to tell them I'm in a relationship with him.

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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 19:20:22 )
I'm just tired of people telling me I need a boyfriend.
No bitch, what I need is a pretty girl.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 19:22:06 )
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They just tell me I need a relationship

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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 19:27:38 )
Be like "I'm in a relationship with myself."
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 19:31:41 )

My ex is the second person who thinks that I need a relationship. XD although at the con I said one of the panelists was hot, and his friend (my friend) said she'd introduce us and that she thinks he's single. Lmao I can admire his appearance without wanting more than that.

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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 19:37:17 )
We\'ll carry on


I just say I'm too busy hunting dragons

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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 19:41:28 )
People and their obsession with relationships are wild.
Like my step-sister, she's obsessed with my (non-existent) sex life.
She straight up told me I should be a "little".
And I've told this bitch like 600 times that I am asexual and extraordinarily uninterested in sex, I guess she don't think that includes kinky stuff.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 19:43:27 )
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People just tell me I need a relationship, to get married and have kids >.>

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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 19:45:39 )
No, no, and no.
Three strikes, they're out.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 19:46:27 )
We\'ll carry on


Red card for them

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 19:47:37 )

o.o...I'm kinda sorta a little. Anyway I just don't have the maturity for a relationship. Like when I'm in a relationship I become hyperfocused on being there and doing things for that person. Instead of working on my own shit. I have a possessive and obsessive personality, and that just isn't okay for a relationship.

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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 19:52:23 )
>_>
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 19:54:58 )
We\'ll carry on


I jus don't feel the need for a relationship right now. I've been busy enough the last few years, taking care of my mother. I now need me time.

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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2018/08/12 19:56:31 )
I just don't like people all that much.
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