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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/19 19:36:27 )


If you need an Ark, I Noah guy.

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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/19 19:38:33 )


How does Moses make coffee?
Hebrews it.

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/19 19:43:42 )


How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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Voltie Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/19 19:57:28 )
Omfg
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/19 19:58:44 )


Lol all of the puns. Went with historical puns because I was looking up history when the pun war started.

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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/20 10:16:46 )


I have a bunch of grammar pun pictures saved on my phone

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/20 12:34:27 )


I have to Google for new puns.

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/20 12:51:35 )


So our new water heater gets here today, and my mom instead of asking my brother to talk to the delivery guys. She emails him to wake me up to do it.

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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/20 14:39:46 )


Yeah that makes so much sense o.o

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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/20 15:36:13 )


So much sense. -w-

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/20 15:40:39 )

What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
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Donator — 0% Edible Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/20 15:41:13 )


Lol I love that.

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/20 15:43:52 )

Why do eskimos do their laundry with Tide? Because it's so cold out-tide!
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/20 15:59:37 )


So I bought a lamp for in the kitchen.

I have 3 wires coming from the ceiling and 2 holes in the lamp for those wires.

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/20 16:09:23 )

Something is going wrong there.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/20 16:20:08 )


Yep

Help me figure out which 2 I need? And what the f to do with the other wire?

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/20 16:22:53 )

You can leave the brown one be. Only the red and blue one are needed.
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Donator — Winchester Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/20 16:31:51 )


What if you have yellow, dark blue and black?

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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/20 16:38:57 )

Then forget about yellow and only use blue and black.
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Donator Posted 6 years ago ( 2019/02/20 16:41:01 )
Today I have more rehearsal for the musical theater presentation sunday
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