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Donator — Frog bless Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:03:04 )

I'm ok with most spiders because their movements are slow and track-able. Fuck the jumping ones though. They're a big nope for me because I can't predict their movements.
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:04:05 )
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But Goblinnnn, what if a spider is sitting on your shoulder where you can’t see them move, and you feel their thicc hairy legs feeling up your ear hole sensually?




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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:05:22 )
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Omg, when I was living in Japan, they had these huge ass invasive spiders that came from Australia. They’re not poisonous (I think...), but HOLY SHIT DEY BIG AND THEY JUMP AND MOVE SO FAST.




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Donator — Frog bless Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:06:06 )

Nope nope nope.
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:07:32 )
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I didn’t know tarantulas can jump. Welp, not gonna get close to one now. >__>




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Donator — Frog bless Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:08:13 )

To be fair, if you saw a spider the size of a dinner plate in your house, would you ask it to leave?
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Donator — Frog bless Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:09:53 )

I would look that up but I don't wanna have the jibblies all night.
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:09:56 )
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YEP. Such big boys, and they’re so hard to catch. ;~; Luckily, I would rather have 100 huntsman spiders in my house than 1 mukade. Godddddd, it’s literally the worst bug in the world.




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Donator — Frog bless Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:10:56 )

tiny spiders=inconsequential
medium spiders=poisonous
big thicc bois=not poisonous
REAL BIG BOYS=uncanny valley
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:12:02 )
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Idk man, black widows are small bastards. Would you be fine with them? xD




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Donator — Frog bless Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:12:33 )

Those are actually mediums.
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Donator — Frog bless Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:12:59 )

Tiny spiders are like... the ones that live in your computer.
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Donator — Frog bless Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:13:42 )

Spiders are built for endurance. They gotta make that energy last so they spend most of their time waiting.
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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:14:34 )
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YO, YOU KNOW THE SAMURAI BASED THEIR ARMOR OFF THOSE SATAN BUGS? And they’re hard to kill... like you have to boil them in oil. You can’t cut them because they’ll emit a scent that will bring more mukade to avenge them. T^T
They’re also aggressive, and their bite hurts so bad it can kill you if you’re old, weak, or a kid...




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Donator — Fujoshi Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:18:26 )
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Omg Goblin, I’m so glad those tarantulas are far from me. I already have to look out for black widows and brown recluses. And the bug I was talking about is a centipede. That bad boy eats spiders. xD




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Donator — Frog bless Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:26:40 )

We have brown recluses and black widows here. Those are the only poisonous spiders we have in TX. They're not super common though. At least in the city.
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Donator — Frog bless Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:27:27 )

I don't think I've ever seen a centipede in real life before. We don't have those here I think.
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Donator — Frog bless Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:36:57 )

I intend to pay for pest control cause I don't like bugs in the house either.
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Donator — Frog bless Posted 5 years ago ( 2019/10/30 04:44:21 )

@Lucevia: YOUR BOY IS SO CUTE.


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