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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:31:28 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:31:48 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:31:55 )


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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:32:05 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:32:12 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:32:32 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:32:37 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:32:38 )


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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:32:44 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:33:23 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:33:32 )


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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:33:37 )


I gots 5k ish



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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:33:44 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:33:56 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:34:01 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:34:07 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:34:19 )


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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:34:25 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:34:46 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:35:00 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive candy canes
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