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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:42:07 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:42:16 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional, from the window to the wall, spam, but this spam is legal spam, vegan, unsuspecting, chloroformed, RKO'd, drunk, pretty, elbow-shaped, organic, pretentious, space-wandering, waved, devoid of humor and sarcasm, overstock, finite, on sale candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:42:24 )


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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:42:29 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:42:35 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional, from the window to the wall, spam, but this spam is legal spam, vegan, unsuspecting, chloroformed, RKO'd, drunk, pretty, elbow-shaped, organic, pretentious, space-wandering, waved, devoid of humor and sarcasm, overstock, finite, on sale, on clearance a week after New Year's candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:42:49 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional, from the window to the wall, spam, but this spam is legal spam, vegan, unsuspecting, chloroformed, RKO'd, drunk, pretty, elbow-shaped, organic, pretentious, space-wandering, waved, devoid of humor and sarcasm, overstock, finite, on sale, on clearance a week after New Year's, lengthy when straightened candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:42:52 )


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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:42:59 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:43:15 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional, from the window to the wall, spam, but this spam is legal spam, vegan, unsuspecting, chloroformed, RKO'd, drunk, pretty, elbow-shaped, organic, pretentious, space-wandering, waved, devoid of humor and sarcasm, overstock, finite, on sale, on clearance a week after New Year's, lengthy when straightened, stretched candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:43:45 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional, from the window to the wall, spam, but this spam is legal spam, vegan, unsuspecting, chloroformed, RKO'd, drunk, pretty, elbow-shaped, organic, pretentious, space-wandering, waved, devoid of humor and sarcasm, overstock, finite, on sale, on clearance a week after New Year's, lengthy when straightened, stretched, expensive candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:43:59 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional, from the window to the wall, spam, but this spam is legal spam, vegan, unsuspecting, chloroformed, RKO'd, drunk, pretty, elbow-shaped, organic, pretentious, space-wandering, waved, devoid of humor and sarcasm, overstock, finite, on sale, on clearance a week after New Year's, lengthy when straightened, stretched, expensive, tic-tac filled candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:44:20 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional, from the window to the wall, spam, but this spam is legal spam, vegan, unsuspecting, chloroformed, RKO'd, drunk, pretty, elbow-shaped, organic, pretentious, space-wandering, waved, devoid of humor and sarcasm, overstock, finite, on sale, on clearance a week after New Year's, lengthy when straightened, stretched, expensive, tic-tac filled, volt-generating candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:44:40 )


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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:44:46 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:44:48 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional, from the window to the wall, spam, but this spam is legal spam, vegan, unsuspecting, chloroformed, RKO'd, drunk, pretty, elbow-shaped, organic, pretentious, space-wandering, waved, devoid of humor and sarcasm, overstock, finite, on sale, on clearance a week after New Year's, lengthy when straightened, stretched, expensive, tic-tac filled, volt-generating, potential unsuspecting victims candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:45:00 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional, from the window to the wall, spam, but this spam is legal spam, vegan, unsuspecting, chloroformed, RKO'd, drunk, pretty, elbow-shaped, organic, pretentious, space-wandering, waved, devoid of humor and sarcasm, overstock, finite, on sale, on clearance a week after New Year's, lengthy when straightened, stretched, expensive, tic-tac filled, volt-generating, potential unsuspecting victims, dedicated candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:45:05 )


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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:45:12 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:45:16 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional, from the window to the wall, spam, but this spam is legal spam, vegan, unsuspecting, chloroformed, RKO'd, drunk, pretty, elbow-shaped, organic, pretentious, space-wandering, waved, devoid of humor and sarcasm, overstock, finite, on sale, on clearance a week after New Year's, lengthy when straightened, stretched, expensive, tic-tac filled, volt-generating, potential unsuspecting victims, dedicated, verified on Twitter candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:45:22 )


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