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      @Wildfire: We get dry.
      Always dry.
      Rain doesn't exist.

      @Koah: It's a terrible place.

      @Wildfire: Apparently balance is for wimps. lol
      We have no real balance.
      We don't even have seasons.
      We have hot and cold.
      Summer and Spring don't exist. That's Hot.
      Fall and Winter don't exist. That's cold.
      And it's evil.

      Yeah, I live in the Mojave Desert... We can't grow a single thing around here.
      I know many people who have tried to build gardens and things and it all failed because of the heat.
      Sun out here just bakes everything dead.

      @Wildfire: Exactly!
      Thread is clearly up to code. lol

      Gardening? I'd like to be able to garden and grow my own things, but unfortunately where I live is not ideal for growing anything but tumble weeds. lmao

      @Wildfire: /poke poke poke
      ALL THE STICK POKING
      lol

      @Wildfire: Perhaps both!
      Maybe I'll even poke things with sticks. lol
Posted in CLOSED Posted 4 years ago

      /sneaks into the kitchens and has the elves make some pepperoni pizzas
Posted in Hogwarts: An Anniversary Party Posted 4 years ago

      Ugh, children SUCK.
      Don't like em.
      Don't want em.
      Really don't like the one kid who is literally programmed for suicide.
      Every chance she gets she heads right for danger.
Posted in Hogwarts: An Anniversary Party Posted 4 years ago

      Me and kids don't mix.
      Hit me up when the kid's like 8 and pre-trained already. lmao
Posted in Hogwarts: An Anniversary Party Posted 4 years ago

      I decided I didn't want kids a long time ago, but working with them just cements it.
      Kids are too much of a hassle, and I don't need that.
      Ever.
Posted in Hogwarts: An Anniversary Party Posted 4 years ago

      Yesterday was just an all around bad day and I never want to experience it again.
Posted in Room of Requirement Posted 4 years ago

      You know, I never truly understood all those posts that people posted about them debating on quitting their jobs every time they went in.
      I get it now. I think I debate on quitting thirty times a day and I've only been working for 2 - 3 hours at a time.
      These kids are INSANE. I think I'd much prefer a more steady gig as a babysitter going to one house with a max 3 kids all week.
      That would be better. I'd prefer that.
      Because 8-10 kids at someone else's house is... Insane.
      Takes everyone out of their comfort zone and makes it all that much more difficult.
Posted in Hogwarts: An Anniversary Party Posted 4 years ago

      Okay, now that I got that off my chest...
      I really hate kids guys.
      And I extra hate them when they decide that they're not going to listen to ANYTHING you say.
      I wanted to SCREAM and lock this one kid in a cage for how much she WASN'T LISTENING.
      And not even time outs did anything to phase her.
      She didn't care.
      I wanted to die.