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Posted in Terrible Places to Throw Confetti Posted 4 years ago

      After you find out your brother is a ghost
Posted in Terrible Places to Throw Confetti Posted 4 years ago

      After your child fails a class
Posted in Virgil's Camera (Comic) Posted 4 years ago

      Virgil deals with so much.
Posted in Room of Requirement Posted 4 years ago

      I really hate how the chrome app on my phone keeps being stupid. Either that or chrome has really, officially become stupid as shit. Why would you remove the option to swipe away the articles??? That makes no sense! Dumbasses.
Posted in Terrible Places to Throw Confetti Posted 4 years ago

      In someone's coffee as they say they want cream and sugar
Posted in Terrible Places to Throw Confetti Posted 4 years ago

      When releasing the hounds to hunt down the escapees
Posted in Terrible Places to Throw Confetti Posted 4 years ago

      When xvz gets a guilty verdict for arson
Posted in Terrible Places to Throw Confetti Posted 4 years ago

      After I call the cops on you people, who clearly wanna set a house on fire.
Posted in Terrible Places to Throw Confetti Posted 4 years ago

      After flooding the house because you left the sink running all weekend.
Posted in Terrible Places to Throw Confetti Posted 4 years ago

      When you're a cop and you pull someone over and ask for their license and registration.
Posted in Terrible Places to Throw Confetti Posted 4 years ago

      Someone telling you YOU have cancer.
Posted in Terrible Places to Throw Confetti Posted 4 years ago

      Someone telling you they have cancer.

      @Xenojiiva: Bah, just calling me out on my bad math?
      #r00d XD
      But it's okay if you wanna keep it.
      I think it was my own fault anyway.
      I thought I had less money than I did.
Posted in Terrible Places to Throw Confetti Posted 4 years ago

      In someone's hospital room as they're giving birth