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Humans are very strange, but hey at least fart jokes have apparently always been funny.



Lol for my own enjoyment, history is fucking hilarious some of the time. People have always been dumb and it's funny. Like the time the Catholic church put a dead man on trail. Like they literally dug up this dead Pope and propped up his body. Had attendants answering questions for the corpse.



It goes well, just looking up dumb shit about history.



S'up



Hello lovelies.

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Lol all of the puns. Went with historical puns because I was looking up history when the pun war started.

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How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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If you need an Ark, I Noah guy.

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Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore, but he did have a hand in it.

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How about this one.



Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


XD I love it. 10 out of 10.

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'*sighs and bows his head* Some say my joke are real dad. They don't know I can take it one step father.'
That one just got a husband yelled at by his wife. Apparently this particular jokes has been beaten into the ground.