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Wouldn't eating -insert ableist insult here- make me one? (I mean retard but you're not supposed to say that anymore)

-w- I want to go get lunch, but my cousin is here with the child. Gods damn it.

Same. Liver is easily the grossest of all foods. Doesn't matter what kind it is either. Cow or chicken. -shudders-

I guess.

Ew. So so much ew.

I need to make lunch, but what do I want. Hrm.

I have a lot of good and definitely a lot of bad.

These neighbors HATE Tiny.

Nope. XD someone asked for stories about memorable teachers, and well...I have a lot of stories. Didn't even dent the number of stories.

o.o I just wrote one giant wall of text in a thread. Oh gods.

Alright everyone strap in, Ama's got some doozies.

1: The bitch who used to pinch me every day in class. She'd leave quarter sized bruises all over my arms. When I reported her the administration didn't believe me, so she got to keep her job. After that though she stopped leaving visible marks, and would keep me 100% isolated from my classmates. I had to sit in time out everyday, all day, through the entire year. I wasn't allowed to talk to anyone at all. When it was time to graduate from that class (this was kindergarten btw), she failed me because I 'wasn't emotionally ready for the next grade'. Supposedly that bitch hurt other children and she's still working at that school.

2: This is a positive one. I was a very poor student, not in that I can't add 2+2 but I was financially a very poor student. So for the longest time the only shoes I had to wear were these fancy church shoes. They were crazy uncomfortable. It didn't help that I was slow at learning to tie my shoe laces. So I had to have the strip shoes. Anyway. This wonderful lady bought me a pair of shoes to wear, ones that I could put on by myself. She also brushed my hair every day before class started. Lol pissed my classmates off because she'd use this really stinky hair spray to keep my hair all nice and stuff. That was an amazing teacher. She made learning a lot easier for kids too. Made games and colour sheets of math problems so we'd have fun learning to multiply things.

3: I live in the South, knee deep in redneck Christianity. My school was one of those schools that banned Harry Potter because it promoted witch craft and was against God. I went to a public school btw, and the Bible was A okay for everyone to read. Anyway my very catholic fifth grade teacher thought that was the dumbest shit she had ever heard. So in protest she had her class broken up into Harry Potter houses, and did a bunch of other things from the books. XD her brother-in-law was the principle at the time, so she got away with it all. Besides all of that, she kept up with me everyday about how my dad was doing. My fifth grade year is when he got diagnosed with cancer. This woman took an interest in her students and gave a shit.

Okay I'm going to skip forward and leave out a few teachers. I had a LOT of memorable teachers.

4: Let's talk about another really bad one. So this guy was fucking insane. He was my English teacher, and he was very bad at being a teacher. He'd lose everyone's assignments before putting them in the grade book, so he'd just mark everyone as an F. Good students, bad students, didn't matter. He rarely wrote up tests for us to take and just assumed we were all dumb as fuck. Anyway one day he has a complete mental down while teaching. This guy picked up desks and began throwing them around the room while yelling about how dumb everyone was. That we were all failing his class because we were the worst students ever. Of all time. Broke the clock on the wall, his computer, the microwave he kept in his classroom. Started swearing up a storm throwing fucks here and there and everywhere. Finally he flips everyone off, including other teachers, and storms out of the school screaming that he quit. We went without an English teacher for like a month. XD he didn't even write up our midterm, so another teacher had to go through his notes and make one up for us the best she could.

There are a loooooooooooooooot of other teachers I could talk about. My schooling years were just so bizarre that most people would think the came right out of a show or a movie or something. Nope. These are all very very real stories.

-sigh- I had to go chase Tiny out of the neighbor's yard. Little bitch decided she needed to take a shit in their yard.

Tonight I get to go to the RWBY premiere. :3

Ah. That really sucks.